Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I spent the holiday with my husband's big family. They suggested we take a family picture, but two people were purposely left out of it. I was one of them. FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
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Top comments
JasonThorn 23
Add a picture of just yourself and caption it, "Me and everyone in the family who respects me."
Shabnam Moghal 14
Add the original photo to the post
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Comments (15)
JasonThorn 23
Add a picture of just yourself and caption it, "Me and everyone in the family who respects me."
Shabnam Moghal 14
Add the original photo to the post
RichardPencil 32
If they kept you in the shot, the caption would have been, “Hey, what’s the deal with genetics?” Take comfort in the fact that the camera can’t capture your scintillating personality and golden heart.
RichardPencil 32
Ugh, I try to be nice and this is what I get?!?!!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you're nice you lose those of us who like the weird humour.
ohsnapword 21
Sound slike looks is the only good thing about your family.
real life problems 26
Would you rather she be a liar?
tarabella 7
psshh, who needs family anyway, right?
Imadumbass 16
At least the picture that you were cropped out of didn't have the caption, "The Five Musketeers".
GoogieWithers 25
Could have been worse. You could have just broken up with one of them and been punched in the face.
Badabim 12
sounds like experience talking
Davros 12
I would have commented: Glad I was cropped out. Haven't seen this many assholes since Anal Rampage #12 came out on dvd.
Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16
Well that's what happens when you break up with your 2nd cousin. After she punches you in the face of course.