Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
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Monikabug 9
Sounds like fun!
IzabellaBlack 0
That doesn't even make grammatical sense
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Comments (117)
Monikabug 9
Sounds like fun!
kiki123_55555 0
yeah. second.
ashlynn610 12
no one gives a damn that you are second, just saying.
ashlynn610 12
obviously, you mean?
ReyEr9412 0
Oh the OP is his daughter. It would be slightly less akward if she was his son instead.
thor89 0
.....And then when the girl say pussy she thought of KITTY
TurtleHabitat 0
Ash obvyusly he/she is stupid. Just ignore.
rawr_iliketacos 0
pornhub! XD
davidhasmorefun 0
I love it that rawr knows of a pornsite. girls like that are awesome in my book.
davidhasmorefun 0
and the op is stupid. if you know how to clear the browsing history then just change the Internet settings to not save browsing history.
hotscar 3
well everyone knows about youjizz and slutload and youporn and redtube
davidhasmorefun 0
xhamster and spankwire
saviisneat 0
omg obviously. lol the new spelling for this word is crazy.
sterrizzill 0
hi Monika!
Monikabug 9
hey Sterrizzill! :)
ashlynn610 12
hi monikabug!!!
i_heart_boobies 0
hell yeahh.. haha
TripleJumpMan 0
pornhub ftw!
Monikabug 9
hey Ashlynn! :)
ericownz101 0
lol spankwire is the best :P
ashlynn610 12
haaah are we going to make this take up 5 pages again? lol XD
ashlynn610 12
actually hotscar, I didn't even know about any of those sites... (:
bezach 0
hiiiii I don't know you but everyone is saying hi!!!
PiiScHkE 0
you most likely set up the webcam and watch ur dad jack it you sick **** incest. go shove a stick up your ass and kill yourself. please soon
Monikabug 9
^ I don't know where this comment came from, but send it back. ._.
musicislife1995_fml 0
LOL obvyusly? #9 your English teacher would be so proud.
Monikabug 9
Hey bezach! Sorry I missed you earlier, Lol! ;) @pendatic I agree. 5 hours ago wouldn't be soon enough.
locolouis 0
your username is win
gomego87 0
first
sasonzal 4
you just wanted an excuse to use the word explict
SirreAibohRose 0
Just neg vote him.
iampunk 0
Juggworld<3
NikAero 0
haha wouldn't that be embarassing...
TaylorRenee444 0
For who? The kid or the dad?!
livbear7 0
hahahaha that's awkward
AndreaHaha 0
haha right @ number 4 that'd be awkward/ nasty
infinitii 0
that's hot
pwned613 0
sounds like your dad wants you to watch **** with u ;D
karina_said 0
eww
IzabellaBlack 0
That doesn't even make grammatical sense
bradyt2393 0
6
ashlynn610 12
FAIL!!!!! ^^^^ (:
samham12345 3
# 8 FAIL! ;3......:|
bmalley 0
longlive spankwire hahaha go dad go
faxe 0
let's all discuss favorite Porno websites now shall we?
You_Just_Failed 0
myfreepaysite is the greatest!
perdix 31
Keezmovies
TripleJumpMan 0
I know of pornhub and spankwire
SneakyDeath 15
Struck between redtube or pornotube. :/
WhatANoob 0
HGAHAAHAH...pornhub.com
u_killed_kenny_ 0
anyone gone to ipinkvisual.com?
PriestessPaula 3
rule34.paheal.org and aerisdies anyone? Hentai, but still. . .
jayjaysmokerson 0
youporn is good for a laugh as well as the obvious.
pedobearsstalker 0
lovethecock
emily420 0
#7 ewwww! that's nasty.
iammclovin2010 0
tube8.com lol I'm done that's all spankwire pretty good too. lol
WolfsGuns 0
there is also pornhub.com.........
ElMetalero 0
xvideos.com is pretty cool, tons of free videos
ElMetalero 0
xvideos.com is pretty cool, tons of free videos
mama2b3 20
ha why do you have to be the one to explain this? akward lol
daBeast155 0
I wonder what the mom is like
babykara 0
But it wouldn't be cool if OP found homemade **** of mommy and daddy... :(