cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
ShittyProposal
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Baby_girl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Remember?
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
em
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
random guy
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
rachaaaaeul
United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Top comments
omgthatsosuppera 4
Keep the ring and he'll buy another one
RiiOT09 9
If he had a legit ring, maybe he has the intention to propose in the future. All hope is not lost.
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Comments (118)
omg_a_BALLOON 0
Wow
G97Alex 21
That is going to be quite a story.
Nanall 15
Did you say yes?
zakkyzebra 11
Trap him when you can!
changesinme 0
-when OP's bf is sober- ****, I proposed to the wrong GF
zombicidal 11
its amazing how OP can see the future
blackheart24 10
Sounds like a healthy relationship haha.
allergylady101 0
Quick! Do a Vegas style wedding and he won't be able to deny it!!
HomeAl0ne 20
Borrow $1,000 from him.
omgthatsosuppera 4
Keep the ring and he'll buy another one
auriane_fml 19
He was drunk when he proposed. He might not have meant it and the OP never mentioned a ring. Maybe he just got down on one knee and asked.
hollisterfreak52 1
Just dont mention any of it tommorow
xDistant 13
Genius
ilovemydog98 8
Lol keep the ring and tomorrow say, "I can't wait to marry you babe!" See his reaction ;) and if you didn't get a ring, buy one and pretend he gave it to you and say the same thing! Lol jk thats so ****** up :P
RiiOT09 9
If he had a legit ring, maybe he has the intention to propose in the future. All hope is not lost.
Insane_Tea 15
Maybe he used the beer bottle...
swimchica22 0
Or he stole his mothers ring O.o
raaawwwrrZ 8
Or he stole my mothers ring
nollid7 5
Drunk words are sober thoughts. Of course he wants to marry you OP, but of course you might have to keep him drunk for your entire marriage, sorry ^_^
liquidSELECT 0
You should of said no since he is obviously drunk.
thisisafunnyname 12
Yesterday, I proposed to my girlfriend. She thought I was drunk and wasn't serious so wouldn't remember it, so she said no. I was serious. FML
liquidSELECT 0
Thats a different situation( im sorry to hear that) but in her case he was drunk.
ProjeKtSC2 8
Woah liquidSELECT .... It's like my to favorite things together SeleCt and team liquid! :D ?(???;)?=3=3=3
liquidSELECT 0
67-i am part of liquid team:D
LiquidPony 0
No your not :P
flockz 20
when he got on one knee did he tip over?
AustinMahone_fml 3
nice boyfriend.. or fiance lol
MagicallyFat 12
Keep the ring on your finger. Show him the following day and just watch his facial reaction. Like #4 said, if there is a ring he has the mind set to propose… so congrats OP
KittyJay 3
I think he had the mindset... Allegedly when your drunk, you do and say things you secretly want to do when you are sober.
iFizzgig 11
Should have taped it, you said no though, right?
SirSquishyPants 1
Should have recorded it
Feklfekl2222 32
It doesn't matter of you're married or not you still love each other, marriage is pointless really.
ohmandapants 17
The FML is about how disappointed OP is that her bf proposed while drunk, not sober. I think she'd like to get married and obviously doesn't think that marriage is "pointless". I don't think marriage is pointless either. Your comment on the other hand...
zuzupetalsYO 11
I agree with #11-marriage is pointless-that is if OP marrys this drunk someday.
ohmandapants 17
Who says he's a drunk? People get drunk all the time without being alcoholics.
All_Blacks 2
I guess your not married?
Feklfekl2222 32
What I'm saying is OP shouldn't be disappointed because marriage is pointless, and should concentrate on strengthening their relationship by other meant than marriage(one of which could be getting drunk with their boyfriend)
ohmandapants 17
Getting drunk together is strengthening their relationship? You must have shitty relationships. And once again I say marriage is pointless to YOU. To most people, it is not.
Feklfekl2222 32
Can I point out I was joking when I said getting drunk with him
GRRSOM 7
When you're drunk, you seem to be under a truth serum. He might not remember, but he's proposing to you while he's f*cked up out of his mind.... And I find that pretty romantic.
alexchiltonLC 7
Drunk= empty promises