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Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

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kwt2007 2

hope you used protection

dudeitsdanny 10

Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't. You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.

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killerJC 0

u sounded like my dormhead for a sec there

killerJC 0

u sounded like my dormhead for a sec there

FlashBurn 13

Well that's a laugh. I bet he clowned around a lot before getting to business. Oh, and I'd get myself tested if I were you, even if protection was used. From what I've seen/heard... you're totally screwed! Juggalo's are also known for being violent idiots. Ask Tila Tequila/Nguyen!

nina21194 12

the truth is that violent juggalos that commit crimes are not claimed by psychopathic records as fans. if you listen to ICP then you know tat they always have meanings and are not evil or stupid as people claim. those juggalos are why we have bad names. even if you listen to Dark Lotus or Twiztid your a juggalo. we are not bad and just show pride for our family pride. so to all of you assholes who think Juggalos are bad: know what the hell your talking about before commenting :) WHOOP WHOOP! from a juggalette

afml6 3

u mean juggaHo haha lol

eftup 9

lol loser!

ckay6 0

its spelled gigolo and no you probably didnt just the spelling of this qord gives me a hard time to believe you

johnhjoker 3

juggalo is someone who listens to ICP sooo...

jkissinger5 0

for you ppl that are bashing on us Juggalos, you don't understand us so you insult us. most of us are violent, some aren't. and being uneducated is just a stereotype you label us with. most of us are still in school working our asses off. so for you silly ****** pop punks and you jockey sports hunks, go **** a cow. and for my fam WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL!

Eckristen 1

baaahahahahaha

bigmike09 4

hey it was probrably better than someone u would of met at the bar.