Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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Top comments
twinkiefeets 17
Grab the flowers and slam the door. Good riddens.
aeropuppy 6
Your probably better of without him
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Comments (153)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Sometimes it sucks to be right but you're better off in the long run.
Death411 5
may hurt like hell, but in the end you don't really want to end up with someone like that
flame5768 14
no its the other way around actually.
sassy2085 16
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" The PCD have a lot to answer for wrecking relationships since 2005. :$
BeachGirl27 23
That's awful! What a jerk! I know its a cliche and all but you really ARE better off without someone like that. All the best with your search for a better man.
fatlemonjefferso 8
YDI - you probably said some really horrible things to him during the fight and the flowers were a way to hurt you back. I bet he bought solely for this purpose and not to give to the other girl. The flowers are probably sitting in a vase in his mom's house.
pattayarick 8
He made the right choice. WTF? He can't have female friends? Some of my closest friends are female, and I will pick them over some insecure jealous bitch.
enriqa 12
Erm... Normally I'd agree, but considering he just broke up with her for the other girl, it doesn't look like they were just friends and her paranoia was pretty justified.
kremmel 12
As a girl who is close friends with a lot of males, I agree. I've had a lot of my friends try to slip me the pillow-plunger while they were tied up with other females.
Shrike 24
You two need some serious psychiatric help, and in #98's case, a better choice of friends.
_thatbluh 5
What a dirtbag
andy1500726 19
throw all his stuff out the window and make sure you lock your doors before he tries to do anything