Anonymous
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anna
United States
Spiderman meme
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
justmylife
United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
life_isnt_fair
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Niva
San Jose, United States
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Kfeaaa
United States
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
therealkathl
Austria
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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joeyl2008 29
If she was smart she would be breaking up with her boyfriend on her own behalf.
arandomperson97 19
Sounds like those two scumbags deserve each other. You lucked out OP.
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arandomperson97 19
Sounds like those two scumbags deserve each other. You lucked out OP.
julfunky 29
How is she a scum bag?
Lalala579121 28
Because if she didn't seem to care about the guy cheating, it's more than likely that she knew about it.
julfunky 29
It never suggested she didn’t care. I think personally ending their affair when you immediately find out about it is a pretty normal first step.
julfunky 29
Side note: Knowing or not caring about her boyfriend sleeping with someone else still doesn’t make her a scumbag.
Lalala579121 28
The other girl broke up OP and the dude, not herself and the dude. That does imply that she did know and didn't care.
Lalala579121 28
And yeah, it kinda does. Knowingly participating in someone else cheating is just as bad as cheating yourself.
julfunky 29
You’re reading into the situation and claiming this woman is a scumbag based off of nothing other than the fact that she separated her boyfriend from his side piece. Makes sense.
tounces7 28
If she's the one who knew - then she's the side piece.
julfunky 29
It appears this discussion got derailed by bringing in the hypothetical situation of whether or not she knew. Let’s just strike that from the record and work with what we DO know and... (reference my very last comment).
Lalala579121 28
Yes, let's go with what we know from the FML. That being that there's even less evidence to suggest that she didn't know, as there was no mention of any sort of surprised reaction. Though, if we just take everything at face value and don't imply a single thing, then we are both incorrect and this conversation is ultimately pointless.
joeyl2008 29
If she was smart she would be breaking up with her boyfriend on her own behalf.
RichardPencil 32
You should have broken up with her on his behalf. Next time you see him, knee him in the crotch and dump him.
Charlie Given 28
Wow sorry for ya but they're probably in a open relationship and you were just the side chick 😒😟
wanted_2_want 40
It seems clear enough who has the balls in that relationship. Just sayin’
Davros 12
You should have laughed and said OK. She's a dumbass if she doesn't think he'll do the same to her.
lifeis4me 20
The bright side of this is at least you’re not the insecure idiot who’s satisfied with being a side piece.
tounces7 28
Well, you're the one who's better off.
corky1992 33
You’re better off honestly
bkwusa 15
He could easily have been at a friends house and his friends sister who had a crush on him answered his phone without him knowing and just got rid of her competition. Same situation could also occur at almost any place like work etz. Someone claiming to be his girlfriend doesn't actually make her his girlfriend. I hope OP asked for some sort of proof before taking a strangers word for it.