Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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PureGold 0
Not your fault... he broke up with you via voicemail? I agree with #1... what an ass x (
Kat_MS 0
Lol serves him and that girl right, well done! Only cowards break up over voicemail and don't say anything else in real life.
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Comments (51)
Cryptix 0
#1 nick, from nick and norah infinite playlist lol
rawrgle 7
I loovvee that movie :D
PureGold 0
Not your fault... he broke up with you via voicemail? I agree with #1... what an ass x (
Kat_MS 0
Lol serves him and that girl right, well done! Only cowards break up over voicemail and don't say anything else in real life.
git_er_done 0
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so how old are you and your boyfriend?
JessxMaxine 0
I hope she dropped his ass. What a d-bag.
Rollercoaster_fml 0
That sucks balls. Not to mention that he had a new girl already. Hah. Ouch.
Rayn4u_fml 0
A guy who breaks up with you over voicemail, and is already parading his new girlfriend around the next day...well he's a keeper isn't he! Congratualte the new girl on her "big win", then proceed to talking about his small penis and lack of testicles.
csigabajnok 0
Can't think of a lousier thing than breaking up via voicemail... wait, I can! Text messages! Then again, he did YOU a favor, even if it might hurt as hell.
Lil_fml 0
That's rather low of him.
coloredwax 0
Jeez, technology is just letting people get more and more cowardly. Breaking up over voicemail, text message, and myspace ... it saves the embarrassment of the old "take her out to a restaurant so she can cry in front of everyone" but at the same time, it's still a dick move. He could have at least gotten a hold of you on the phone so you two could have discussed it like adults. You're better off without him.
bbychii 20
"MySpace"