Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
This would make a great tv commercial - “Uber - for nights like these”
BurnInDemonFire 39
Oh dear. Sorry you're out one boyfriend, OP, but at least he didn't cheat on you.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Oh dear. Sorry you're out one boyfriend, OP, but at least he didn't cheat on you.
Lennie Mcfish 19
i mean he didnt cheat with his ex while y'all was still together. so that's good
Charlie Given 28
Damn what was in the letter OP, sorry for being dumped and who still uses letters anymore 🤔
julfunky 29
It was most likely a “I want you back” letter.
pjsr 33
What - no breakup sex?! FYL
pjsr 33
This would make a great tv commercial - “Uber - for nights like these”
Imadumbass 16
Why did he have to drive you home? He broke up with you so clearly doesn't want to do that anymore. I am sorry about what happened. Your ex seems like a jerk
interesting33 37
well it sounds like OP couldn't get home without the lift
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
You're a new breed of stupid, aren't you.
donuts678 25
He’s a jerk for driving her home?
RichardPencil 32
A letter? Are you dating a caveman? And why does he have to drive you home? You can always take an Uber. Oh, wait, you’re living in the olden days. Maybe you can send a telegram to the Pony Express and get a ride home with them, Wilma.
Davros 12
If he has to take a break from making out do you really want to bother going any farther? Sounds like his idea of The Big O is finding one in his Spaghetti O's.
boopingsnoot 25
I’m guessing either pregnancy or cancer was involved, although this FML reads differently depending on if they’re 18 or 30-something in age.