Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
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DocBastard 40
Flowers = I cheated on you Perfume = I crashed your car Clothes = I stole money from your purse Candy = I secretly hate your mother Diamond = I secretly ****** your mother
allmidnighteyes 11
"you are the defanition of "moron"" "defanition of "moron"" "defanition" Pot, meet kettle.
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Comments (99)
TripleJumpMan 0
that sucks
lerouxmaster 7
He deflorated your best friend :)
Kesler_17 0
lerouxmaster, I think you mean "deflowered." Either way your comment is stupid.
rallets 23
deflorated sounds brutal lol
4bidden 0
thats not an FML!!!! you got flowers!!!(;
impatientsnake 4
dump that guy he cheated on u what an ass
lalalalala666 0
first!
kennymack961 0
n00b
kimee21_fml 15
aww sorry for you op! i hope you dumped his ass
Blackmail111 9
you are the defanition of "moron"
allmidnighteyes 11
"you are the defanition of "moron"" "defanition of "moron"" "defanition" Pot, meet kettle.
TheGrantParker 0
*definition
aardvarkish 17
28, while you loose internets for missing the point, you get one for catching the obvious and knowing how to spell the word whose misspelling made the joke funny.
nannu_nannu 1
lose*
aardvarkish 17
45, Shazbot! I was wrong and you are correct. Thank you. +3 internets.
Mervin22 6
Wow. What a douche.
docscientist 10
Especially when plucked from her friend's garden.
THEMTCHELL 0
that's cute
docscientist 10
Where did you get those guns? And I'm not referring to what's in those hands!
bobjoefredsky 0
AWWWWW <3
maybaybe 0
What a dick. You deserve better, OP.
tyson6597 0
ur hot
soldier4life_88 0
flowers definitely do not make up for cheating!!
Dall87 0
if he ever gives you jewelry you should worry.
Doortje 30
You can do the "He loves me, he loves me not" ritual with them. Although I kind of have a hunch which one it's going to be.
Jizwold 0
well he obviously loves her if he still wants to get back with her but he doesn't love her enough to not cheat so she has to decide if that is enough for her and if yes then can she trust him in the future? ps **** punctuation
4bidden 0
whats wrong with dating for sex....? you gay?
4bidden 0
ya, its deffianitly too much of a hassle...thats why i dont date...friends with benifits(;
Doortje 30
Wow, you really raped the word "definitely" there.
hansbans11 0
what?? well idk I never found it complicated to have f--- buddies but it got too boring fast. op- figure out if you wanna deal with his shit hopefully not so that you can dump his ass and move on to bigger and better things.
JERZBornNRaised 7
wow 4bidden you are by far the coolest guy ive ever seen on here, friends with benefits? your a scumbag... btw change your pic its quite embarrassing considering i looked better when i was 15, i doubt a single girl would be interested in such a lame excuse for a guy such as yourself so quit tryin to act like a pimp... TOOL of the year award goes to you little boy
oulalah_fml 5
4bidden, got confused between FML and meetic did ya?
radmuffin 12
85 You sir are amazing! :D and I agree that guy is a complete ass hole.