Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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thomasrasmussen7 20
Maybe next time you should see who it's from rather than jumping to conclusions.
qdawg06 23
You sound like THAT girlfriend... F your boyfriend's life.
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Comments (79)
thomasrasmussen7 20
Maybe next time you should see who it's from rather than jumping to conclusions.
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
Maybe next time you should keep track of the boys you send hearts to.
Hiktmae 20
Girl it seems like you need to relax a little. Instead of jumping to conclusions, you need to have a little more faith in your boyfriend's commitment.
JMichael 26
Gotta love misguided skepticism. No but really, see who the messages are from before you start throwing out wild accusations.
PennyLane27 32
Grow the F up, OP! You'll be lucky if he doesn't dump you. (He won't be lucky if he doesn't though!) And if there's THAT much mistrust in the relationship, end it instead of flipping your sh*t.
Matt32179 8
That's impossible for a women to do. Women just jump to conclusions for no reason at all even if it's from them. They're women.
incoherentrmblr 22
You tell her Penny Lane! I think she's been hanging with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds along with Eleanor Rigby a little too much in the Lonely Hearts Club...
JBrownie123 24
How did you not remember sending it to him?
saba_ajira 29
Just what I was thinking #2. Surely someone would remember sending something likethat to anyone
JBrownie123 24
Especially with that many hearts, surely?!
quickit 24
Someone times texts can be delayed for very extended periods of times so that could possibly be the reason.
JBrownie123 24
Time delays mean nothing when a text is as recognisable as this one sounds like it would have been. How many people send texts with loads of hearts at the end?
PennyLane27 32
And why was OP looking at his phone in the first place?
quickit 24
Maybe his girlfriend is paranoid because of something OP did in the past. For me personally, I can see why she did it but I don't necessarily agree with the way she went about confronting him.
GreekYogurt 26
The jealous mind is a terrible thing I guess.
Welshite 40
Your alternate personality is in love with him too.
Just_A_Tree 20
OP: *slaps boyfriend* "I can't believe your cheating on me with that bitch!" Boyfriend: "I'm sorry! I swear I won't be with her anymore!" *walks away*
Turtle_Man 21
The latest HBO series about a man cheating on his girlfriend with..... His girlfriend!
qdawg06 23
You sound like THAT girlfriend... F your boyfriend's life.
ThePols 11
Ohhh she went there haha
ochomurph 8
Dumbass, you must be one of those crazy girlfriends
Erto 17
You sound like a bitch
lazyslumber 18
What? Are you suffering from memory loss?
ckerane 16
I bet you feel silly
MzZombicidal 36
What the hell? First of all, hearts in a message does not warrant an argument. How childish. Second of all, how the hell did you not recognize your own text?
giantsfan2010 23
Lots of overly jealous girlfriends lately...but seriously how do you not remember your own text? And you didn't realize you were reading your own conversation?