Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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Top comments
tehman117 21
Sounds like it is him. He seems like an asshole
nix1993 41
He's a twat. It's definitely him.
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Comments (25)
cupcakekate9 14
Glad you found out he's an asshole early on. If he can't even talk face to face, what does that say about him?
tehman117 21
Sounds like it is him. He seems like an asshole
nix1993 41
He's a twat. It's definitely him.
LycanGod 27
this is the one time when that line is correct. it's not you OP. it is him
GreedyGreedo 10
I'm not going to judge the boyfriend because we only know her side of the story. She could have been an abusive bitch. Or maybe the boyfriend is just an ass like it seems...
Mynxie 26
I completely agree. Need more info on what the relationship was like before taking sides.
Therid 22
Completely true. But even then, he could've talked to her in person. I did it when breaking up with my abusive ex, even though it was difficult as ****.
Setareh23 34
Imo, the letter kinda points to him being an ass. He himself says OP was a great person and that he was the problem (not her). So based on his own words, plus that he paid for expensive flower delivery (feeling guilty?) it seems unlikely she was abusive, and more he's just too cowardly to break-up in person. I guess there's a possibility it was written sarcastically and that he spent all that money to...cause her to be disappointed??? But that just seems way less probable.
yukithesmith 11
She could have reworded it
Setareh23 34
Perhaps, but the quotations seem to imply it was word-for-word, rather than heavily editted paraphrasing. In any case, I felt it was likely enough to vote FML rather than YDI, but I suppose there's always other possibilities.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Wow nobody needs a loser, like that, in their life!! You're defiantly better off without him OP..
RichardPencil 32
You don't need someone with such poor logic. If it's him and not you, why would he question whether you were a great person? If he's going to pull the "it's not you, it's me" bullshit, then he should have admitted you're a great person.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Oh my
elsuperloco68 12
That sounds like a good dude
Rayne923 16
I'm sorry that happened to you, I hope you find someone better in the future!