Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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Top comments
twinkiefeets 17
Grab the flowers and slam the door. Good riddens.
aeropuppy 6
Your probably better of without him
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Comments (153)
IttyBittyIsaa 2
I would've slammed the door in his face.
melissatyson9 6
What a dick, u seriously can do better, & imagine how lonely he will get if he gets rejected
BadAssBandit897 9
Why are people calling him a dick!? Honestly, OP was trying to drive him away from his friends, and if I were him I'd rather keep them rather than an over controlling gf!
kingaling 4
LMAOROTFL
kkrivicky 6
why are you all calling her controlling? So many guys call their "flirt" their best friend so they DONT have to say goodbye. If he bought the other girl flowers than the girlfriend had a right to b suspicious all along!
Pensu 12
If he was willing to move on that quick, I'm pretty sure your instinct about his relationship with this other girl were right. Sorry that happened to you, but at least you're rid of him.
_charliebrown_ 3
Some are freaking out on here because they think you were wrong for your concerns about his lady friend he was close to. But clearly you had rights to be if he broke up with you and was headed straight for her with flowers. That isn't right at all. You do deserve better than that. Everyone does. And in any relationship, both should be tending to the others concerns and feelings, I mean it's a relationship. Does that not stand for something anymore?
TheMystery13 13
If my girlfriend couldn't deal with me being friends with a girl, she'd be out the door too.
HawkNinja 4
you guys need to think about it from both sides