Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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twinkiefeets 17
Grab the flowers and slam the door. Good riddens.
aeropuppy 6
Your probably better of without him
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Comments (153)
twiztedone 19
Let me guess, this wasn't the first fight about his friend that most likely he had before you two dated!!? Sounds like you got what you deserved for making him chose between friends and you!
Perfectg 9
Wow..
perdix 31
In retrospect, don't you wish he had said "Oops, wrong place!" and left on the day you met? I know they say, "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all," but loving and losing blows.
blunttobluntest 12
If he had known her before he met you, and she was a very close friend, I think he made the right choice. I personally don't think it's right to break old relations for new ones. This being said, he may not have known her before he met you. If that's the case, I'm sorry OP. You deserve better than him. Then again, we need to consider what the fight's main issue was about. If you were being too controlling, I guess we can't really blame him.
charvisioku 22
I hope she friend zones him.
redhedsaysrawr 18
Knee him in the balls and take the flowers
trinibrit 7
U deserved it dont ever come between friends and break up friendships because u r insecure
hateevryone 15
Don't worry, karma is a bitch. You just don't do that to people.
picturescrazy 24
Looks like you weren't wrong with your suspicions at least. Just... try not to be so paranoid with the next one unless you have good reason to be.
HannahBee1017 9
Sounds like your instincts were right OP.