Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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twinkiefeets 17
Grab the flowers and slam the door. Good riddens.
aeropuppy 6
Your probably better of without him
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Comments (153)
Thatscori 0
And why wouldn't he be able to leave them in the car? Oh wait, to make this story better. Clap clap.
adameeo 21
This is my opinion, OP can only be right here, there's no way she can be wrong. She was worried about her bf being close with the girl, And she was proved right. If my girlfriend worried about me getting with a girl there's no possible way I'd feel compelled to do it.
CharresBarkrey 16
If OP's done this a lot in the past, or with other girls, I don't blame the guy for ditching her for this girl. Or faking it, if that's what he did. It's basic psychology, if you keep asking if there's something going on with that person, they're going to start thinking about it.
_highandlow 5
did he have sex with you? yeah. did he have sex with the girl? most likely not. a guy will never be happy in a relationship with you if you don't like his friends.
sgtcxelite 11
Story time! My very first boyfriend became best friends with a girl and apparently fell in love with her two months into our relationship. She was in a relationship at the time though. What did he decide to do? He stayed with me for four more months just to have a girl he can control and force to do things until his friend was single again. My arms were held down, I was choked, and hands were forced down my pants as well as his. All because he had a close female friend. Now I have trust issues and am constantly afraid others will do the same. Fully on OP's side here because I know where that can lead.
ixanonymousxi 7
well said #99
BrysGirl27 14
Wow I'm sorry!:/ your boyfriend...ex....is a ******* asshole!!! Don't worry you'll find someone better:) someone who isn't a douche bag!
CharresBarkrey 16
You two girls sure do think highly of yourselves, don't you? I highly doubt all your guy friends are interested in you that way.
female_troller 12
Well we know who two people will be hooking up in the near future. Sorry OP.
Satoaoi 13
First take the flowers then kick him in his nuts then slam the door. then fund yourself a better eligible bachelor.
BlitheNightmare 7
All these break up FMLs we only hear one side of the story, for all we know OP could have been the ass and could have been driving her boyfriend away. Then OP accusing her boyfriend crossed the line.