Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
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Top comments
lnheritance 19
Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!
Googolman 29
No one can resist serial killers. Literally.
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Comments (83)
lnheritance 19
Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!
Senseless_487 29
Manson getting engaged really proves this point.
foxwasalamb 24
its them thigh-ticklers
fsomelife 26
Yes, your time will come! When you're 80.
Foto_1 12
Well, there are always weirdos who glamourize killers. If I went and shot five people, just the sheer amount of people in the US means at least a couple people would find me attractive for it.
thebigtwinkie 28
it's never too late!
Nexpecto 28
"'till parole do we part"
Murilirum 23
Needs more cats.
incoherentrmblr 22
Actually, it needs more cowbell...
spamhands1 18
Im sure there is somebody for you out there
Googolman 29
No one can resist serial killers. Literally.
orphanclubber 8
I'll admit I laughed as horrible as it is :P
phoneaddict13 29
didn't get it :/ plz explain?
JayGatsby 25
#40, Charles Manson is a serial killer
Puffytruffles 18
@45 I don't think you understand the joke. o.O
JayGatsby 25
#64, please explain the joke, because it looks like they were legitimately asking who he is.
lillord55 10
sorry you got stood up. but comparing yourself other people isn't going to be helpful.
ileenefudge 29
I thought he was dead.
ChopSuey444 20
You should probably Google before you speak
devildog562 33
Trusting Google as fact, is just as dangerous as assuming.
ileenefudge 29
I wasn't assuming. I honestly thought he was dead. It was a statement not an assumption.
devildog562 33
Sorry, I wasn't referring to you in my statement. I was trying to prove a point about telling people what they should do and the comparative dangers in bad advice and assumptions. I actually +1 you. He should be dead, imho.
ileenefudge 29
Oh ok. I wasn't sure why so many people thumbed me down. Surely I'm not the only one who thought he was dead until I heard about the 26 year old woman who married him. I never hear about him at all until the whole wedding thing so I was sure most people haven't either.
devildog562 33
You are envying him... Set your goals higher then just having a mate... Things will work out in the long run as long as you do something about it.
Enslaved 38
Or an-- inmate for that matter.
MrConcise 35
In all fairness, he's famous. You're a nobody. I jest, I jest. Anyhow, a cat + vibrator is better than 50% of men you'll find out there.
kinky44 28
A cat + a vibrator? That poor cat.
Im2Shy 16
#10, just because we aren't famous, doesn't make anyone a nobody. We are all "something" to someone.
candymonster191 16
We don't need men! We need more adorable cats to purr in our faces! :)