Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Don't let that spoil the day! Congratulations :)
sarahannewrap 7
Evil wench...
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DooleyFTW 17
Don't let that spoil the day! Congratulations :)
Chanti_fml 26
#1 is right, look at it this way: it's not a FML for you cause you have a very sweet soon to be husband, it's that woman's FML cause she is clearly so miserable that she doesn't like happiness for others!
doctorhook86 25
Customer is definitely not always right. In fact, often the customer is an idiot.
patrickalamo 48
Jealous C**T!!!
Rommel1942 9
If I were him I'd be pissed and bitch the old evil wench out.
jfotogs 0
Congrats! Sounds like you work at a Starbucks too!! That's usually when I'd mention to the customer that you have the right to refuse service to anyone and she can leave now ;)
simron_15 3
You shoulda slapped a ho
sarahannewrap 7
Evil wench...
MormonPornstar 7
Wrenches be hatin
Antares_01 9
Lol... Wrenches... XD
Mischief109 11
Yay! I'm not the only one who read it as wrench! My day got slightly better!
nattnatt73 31
Congrats! I hope she didn't spoil it for u
MURIKKA 11
Kick her ass.
UncleMuscles 5
With the wet floor sign.
ASD_K 11
Doused in gasoline.
jokesta187 11
You guys got it all wrong. She just needs to touch her heart, while it is still beating her her chest that is.
Xianthos 2
Gratulation :) Well there are a lot of angry and bitter people out there.
Bakarra 22
Just another normal day in the retail/food service biz...
MURIKKA 11
People in the retail/food service biz get proposed to daily!? Hot damn, where do I sign up?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Bakarra your profile pic is ******* hilarious!!!
TheWindowLicker 13
You go to any retail store or restaurant, 13. But I must urge you to reconsider your decision; getting proposed to daily gets old after about the 14th day.
ManInTheMachine 20
Ask her "If we're wasting your time, why are you still here?" And let her stomp off in her pompous bitch-huff. Enjoy your moment, OP. I doubt much wil ruin it after that.
thatonename 7
That's a great idea, I mean, op doesn't need a job. Like I get that it's a special moment, the old hag was a bitch, and that op didn't do anything wrong. However, op's bf could have chosen a better time that would have been just as special and hag-free. Op was at work to do a job and by ignoring customers wasn't doing it, albeit for only five min.
gc327072 31
52- so I see you're a buzzkill university grad. What class?
ManInTheMachine 20
thatonename: I suppose the dripping sarcasm indicates you didn't like my comment. Oh dear, I'm so sorry I couldn't please you! Follow your own advice and get the **** over it.
LouisianaBob 9
I hope she has kids waiting in the car too! What kind of horrible person has things to do?
HunkyFes 6
"Ain't nobody got time for that"
KiddNYC1O 22
Proposals.
MrThumbsItUpMan 8
Hahaha I literally laughed out loud as soon as I saw your comment and I know exactly where you got that from hahahaha
KiddNYC1O 22
Hey, Arnold!
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
YOU JUST ROCKED MY WORLD
astoryofroses 9
some people are just so heartless. congratulations OP! :)
FML2_XF 3
Don't let anybody ruin your special moment! Congratulations to both of you OP :)
MorganBrown 8
Nice pro pic lol