ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
barface
United States
Just a prank, son!
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
stupidprankster
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
pasquale
Parramatta, Australia
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
alliez108
United States
Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
We have fun at least
A cute one for a change
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
ugh
Milford, United States
Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Why though?
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?
Reid5 6
Amused me!
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Comments (182)
DooleyFTW 17
Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?
ClassyCommando 13
That's our national pastime up here in Canada. Our version of laser tag.
Spritemazter 0
YDI OP simply because you deserve to have a little hilarity and unpredictability in your life. Everyone does. My dad actually stuck a pancake to a cabinet with blowgun darts.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#13, Yeah, but your dad didn't hit your face with a waffle just for his own amusement. How about I slap your face with a pancake releatedly for my own fun?
Spritemazter 0
Then my morning would definately be more interesting and I would have a story to tell for the rest of my life. I invite to perform this kind gesture, my good man!
emersley12 0
It depends on how you look at it. Was he trying to cheer you up or be spiteful?
THE_A_TEEN 28
How about a big slice of bacon smothered with syrup and becin bits with whipped cream on top? For Youtu..I..I I mean for science?
THE_A_TEEN 28
I meant BACON.
Spritemazter 0
You had me at bacon.
JurassicHole 5
"Take a bite out of it, rook! Make him look like a dick!" Perfect quote for this FML haha:)
I_lost_the_game 25
Well OP, do you like waffles? How about pancakes? French toast?
matt5217 4
At least it wasn't blue
blackheart24 10
Your dad is a ******* boss.
Kovu_fml 16
yay waffle
CaptainSlow 2
I want waffles for lunch now.
sickjairo 7
At least it was not a blue waffle.
Superstitious 6
Well I can see how that would be kind of amusing...
KMtheDrummer 6
Do ya like waffles?
Reid5 6
Amused me!
yummy_richkid 3
^exactly. His and our amusement. :)
draegbomb 5
I'm sure shinny objects amuse you too.
yummy_richkid 3
It depends on whether or not they're expensive :)
RainbowDashie140 12
How did you know!? I love shiny objects!
RahmEsHestos 5
That's where you throw the hot waffle iron at his face for your own amusement.
Moneylover103 1
And his face melts off and you make him beg for your forgiveness
biggmike 6
Add bacon and you have breakfast.
That0therguy 4
Bacon alone is breakfast. And everything else to be exact.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Was it blue?
SirEBC 7
Well would you take a ******* look at that. In right before me. *lights fuse*
Jannettecooks 1
I hate when someone beats me to it! Lol
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wheredidgrungego, never mention that horrible picture on here. I almost threw up, I just ate bacon!!!
monicadempsy 5
Whats so gross with blue waffles
Swiftly 0
35- obviously you don't know what it is then
1ManBrigade 1
35- look it up on google lol
Z0D 0
I hope not lmao
nikki0627 5
Those are the best . ..: Just Kidding ! :..
randomstudios 0
Life = ruined
j_cat187 20
No it was purple
shazagurl 11
OMG I just died! lmao!
SirEBC 7
I can't help but imagine all the starving children who would do anything to have a waffle thrown at their faces. ;_; Oh, and if anyone mentions anything about a a blue waffle, I'm blowing something up.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Number 6 you bastard! Now something's gonna blow up! *runs away screaming*
crimsonprodigy 15
It's funny cause it didn't happen to me. Lol.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Cool story bro. Needs more waffles.
crimsonprodigy 15
I told a story? Where?
FirstTigerHobbes 13
'twas a beautiful story, written in only few words and appeared to lack waffles.
crimsonprodigy 15
I was making it appealing to OP as he probably wont be needing them anytime soon.
Redneck_Mouse 1
I will gladly throw a waffle at you
crimsonprodigy 15
"They threw waffles at me, I threw grenades at them"
crimsonprodigy 15
And I care about random peoples opinion because? Lol
clm123455 14
Because you don't know these random people. Who knows, they might find you and...
elpopsw 0
Smack him with a spoon!
Rddvl 11
Well throw a waffle back at him!
tygerarmy 35
Exactly. Your dad threw a waffle at you, how did this ruin your day? Throw something back, like the waffle. Or bacon. Food fight!! And when mom comes in you and your dad run in opposite directions.