Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Nervous wreck
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Top comments
g_ayvel 11
How is that possible?
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm sure it's scared of you too.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (188)
peasonearth 8
Maybe you should lose some weight?
cocofruity123 0
Well cellulite is a frightful substance...
piccalo 4
I think OP doesn't mean cellulitis by the term FAT leg...
piccalo 4
Sorry..my mistake.I am a medical student and in hurry I see it as cellulitis.
yummy_richkid 3
There's a difference between CELLULITE AND CELLULITIS. Cellulite is the dumpling of skin due to the fat deposits beneath the skin. Cellulitis is a bacterial skin infection that causes inflammation, rashes, fever, tenderness/pain, etc.
piccalo 4
Yeah I know...I already accepted my mistake...
yummy_richkid 3
When I went to reply I didn't notice your self correction. I apologize. I actually was distracted by pictures of cellulite and cellulitis.
hateevryone 15
time to lose weight. don't you think?
mullfritt 12
Sounds like a "big" problem!
larsindrumzxx 0
Wtf?? Idiot....
bearsy 0
Im having trouble seeing how that could happen. I call bs FML.
Googoo27 12
How is this FML accepted but all mine weren't? Seriously... WTF...
piccalo 4
Wait till u see your ass...
blegehlehgleh 0
That's what they all say, next thing you know, you're starring in dress.mov
pimpnainteasy 5
I would say run but if its that scary you're gonna have a lot of slapping and a huge rash