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Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
i see fat people
Canberra, Australia
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
jumpy
Nervous wreck
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
tripleBBB
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
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g_ayvel 11
How is that possible?
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm sure it's scared of you too.
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Comments (188)
dohboi 2
Wtf?
Eiregal2 10
I really should wear my glasses reading FML. I thought it said "leg fart" it was a serious WTF moment for me lol
caysters 12
FML is turning into failblog... A bunch of fake made up crap... Seriously? Either the world is full of stupid ass people, or FML is accepting too many obviously made up fmls...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm confused as to how it can "scare" you? :s
clm123455 14
It jumped out and said boo. Clearly. Lol(:
jaredofmo 22
Hey, if it scares you, then let that fear spur you into doing something good for yourself.
nate134 0
i wonder what happens when you look at yourself naked in the mirror...
br0ccoli 15
At least you will have some to feed on once the apocalypse comes..
Pikachupianist 5
OKAY I made this account just so I could comment. I'm OP ^_^ I know you'd obviously think I'm fat because of the story, but I'm not, I was laying down and my legs fell asleep, and then I pulled my legs together to stand up, but I forgot I had legs, and then, being blonde, I became scared. That was a lot of commas o.O THANKS FOR LISTENING
chevy44448888 1
Did you start playing with it?
Dramori 29
AMAGAD IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!!!!! D: