Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Loose fit
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Strange metric
Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
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xXbrokenXwingsXx 0
how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?
kellanlvr 1
I'm surprised you can even see your feet :o
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xXbrokenXwingsXx 0
how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?
qriztyy4747 3
I had no idea that was possible
airborn54 0
YDI for being fat, get outside and walk or take sone dam yoga!
StopB1tchingYDI 0
"USA" tells it all us anercans need to change health wise
ladies_man217 0
I think I can give you some pretty good advice here...LOSE WEIGHT
cgoatr 0
WTF!?
suppressed08 2
"I'm not a fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda." :) buy seriously, that much weight gain's bad.
lonesomeXheartbr 0
listen to #30. he's a doctor.. I think. is that j.d.?
ladies_man217 0
36, no it's shia lebouf in transformers
seahorses4eva 4
*LaBeouf
kellanlvr 1
I'm surprised you can even see your feet :o
rainbowhobos 4
^^^ ROFLOLOL, win!
Thabb 0
69, that's really unoriginal.
Simplyjulie 0
Yikes I didn't either.. !
Simplyjulie 0
Haha I knew it @30! Shia is so mineeeee<3
youlikefishstix 0
ew
youngrob 0
20 you need to change your spelling you moron.
ibanez370 0
he ****** up one ONE letter :) chill k?
5t3ff1k4h 47
@88... Chill dude. @89... It was actually 2 letters, and they failed to capitalize "American", if you want to get technical about it.
CaliSurferGurl 0
I know this is random but ur cute (:
CoolAsian 0
I bet this is a fake FML so stupid.
black_knight402 0
these would be 1 of the fmls that get taken out of yo mama joke
jayseangirl 0
ur fatttt lmao lose some weight.
you_fail_at_life 0
Stretch marks on your feet? 0_0 Wow. That can't be healthy at all OP.
_Vamp_ 9
Ummmm.... I agree, I didn't know that was physically possible. I want to say YDI for letting yourself gain that much weight, but then again, to even gain so much that you have stretch marks on your feet, you have to have some sort of disorder. All hail the mighty thyroid and its shenanigans.
atticuz 2
he's an ugly asian IMHO
Trollz4daLULZ 2
"anercuns"?! are you STUPID?! and OP: YDI for being a giant lardass. stop stuffing your face and start walking!
deafeningsilence 8
hahahahahaha. Kung Fu Panda FTW :)
tomtm7 0
wow fatty
gamefreak935 0
ydi for not eating right fatty!
NotInAGoodWay 0
blah!! thats kinda sick!!!://go to the gym hun, get a trainer...
shelbyj 6
Same here
allenrotstein 0
gym maybe??
livinthefridge13 1
nahhh
leoram14 1
What languages do u speak, I speak 5
indivisualsoul 0
you don't deserve that at all, I really do feel for you
azhein 0
how does she not deserve it?
duke_nukem_25299 0
he was being sarcastic dumbass
emodude44 0
Sarcasm
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Maybe they do deserve it. If they are better and exercised it wouldn't happen. And don't give me bullshit about thyroid issues 🤦🏽♀️ it's extremely rare.
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Ate* ffs
R3kli3 10
is that even posibble at all?
italiangurrl 8
that sucks. and how would you even attempt to work out in lose weight in your feet? I feel bad for ya, op
eastonslap 0
god how fat are you?
ladyluck82 9
How the heck is that possible?? I'm sorry but I'm not sure if I believe this one. I've seen plenty of "big" people....never seen stretch marks on their FEET....then again...if they ARE "big" would I even be looking at their feet?? Don't sweat it (sorry no pun intended)...just work out & eat healthy if your worried about your appearance. No need to be upset about it. Just do something about it.
ladyluck82 9
13 - LMAO! "Whipmarks!!!" Epic!
YellowCatch 0
#10 hmm called cankles, it's where your ankle and calves meet.
seahorses4eva 4
Ga-ross. Do somethin about that shit, man.