Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Weslea Sanchez 12
maybe the desk is just weak
RichardPencil 32
Good thing you didn't put your whole ass on the desk. It probably would've exploded!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (8)
shannon2348 14
the weight of your leg? wouldn't that be the weight of all of you?
EmDizzle2007 28
he put his leg up on it.
Weslea Sanchez 12
maybe the desk is just weak
RichardPencil 32
Good thing you didn't put your whole ass on the desk. It probably would've exploded!
Wadlaen 24
The ass..?😕
Inkoseh 33
(Pssst...It's a fart joke!)
PirateSnozzle 8
What were you doing that involved having your leg on the desk eh? ;)