wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
i see fat people
Canberra, Australia
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
jumpy
Nervous wreck
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
tripleBBB
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
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g_ayvel 11
How is that possible?
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm sure it's scared of you too.
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Comments (188)
CommanderBalls 10
get outside friend
antwon86 4
OP will be… forever alone.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Not entirely true. The term chubby chaser has to come from somewhere. There is hope!
Jannettecooks 1
Elizabeth198 1
Are you a dancer??
pimpnainteasy 5
Are you really as cute as your picture looks?
yummy_richkid 3
A dancer who wants to become ill. Dressed like its summer outside while standing in the snow O.o.
piccalo 4
That may be the city style for country girl.
Jannettecooks 1
My friend and I were taking goofy pics in the snow... I don't normally dress like that in winter. Haha I love to dance, but I'm a cheerleader and gymnast.
DocBastard 40
Thigh hate pointing fingers and eye may be sticking my neck out a bit, but you need to shoulder the blame here. You should arm yourself with the knowledge that you probably kneed to tone up a bit more to get a head. Everyone nose that In this modern world, unless you're very handsome, that's the way to get your foot in the door and toetally get a leg up on the competition and elbow them out of the way. Good luck!
SamCat 21
Today, I realized that the only amuzement in my life comes from reading DocBastards comments. FML
teague95 16
Today, I realized that DocBastard gives a better anatomy lesson then my anatomy teacher. FML
lambent 0
Not going to lie, I laughed stupidly at this.
coldashell 23
Well played. If only there were more posters like doc.
Pikachupianist 5
I'm so proud to have DocBastard comment on my FML :') But, I am not overweight/fat/a whale, I was lying down and my legs fell asleep, and as I went to stand up I closed my legs and got rather scared. JUST CLEARING THAT UP FOR EVERYONE And Yes, I am legitimately the OP
sicnesses 6
Ouch.. Well it's a good time to get in shape then!
vi3tno_romeo 5
Shows that your own body wants you to do something about it!
OHZone 5
Why was this even picked to be on here?? These moderators freaking suck at moderating.
DocBastard 40
"Picked" to be on here? You clearly have no idea how the FML stories get selected. Here, let me break it down for you. The FML community votes on which stories they want to see published. The ones that pass muster then go to the FML Moderation Team, who, after snorting lead paint chips and mainlining Mountain Dew, throw monkeys at the stories until a select few are chosen. So you see, it's really the monkeys that are to blame. I'm glad I was able to clear this up for you.
Pelreskovich 11
AHHHH! Oh sorry.. That FML scared me.
piccalo 4
Oh why??? Do u got a fat leg too...
Pelreskovich 11
Yes.
HeyHey_Star 3
Glad I'm not only one!
sweetdreams20 0
That's gross
emjayprice 0
what happened? did it sneak around and tap you on the back?
pimpnainteasy 5
Lol best comment