Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
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lettertjes 0
Why would you wear shorts when it's freezing anyway? And, I feel like I'm repeating myself, but when your thighs are relaxed, they always jiggle unless you're only skin and bones.
Taija 0
Before all the people who have never touched a girl start calling the OP fat; unless if you're horribly anorexic, every girl has more or less fat on their thighs.
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lettertjes 0
Why would you wear shorts when it's freezing anyway? And, I feel like I'm repeating myself, but when your thighs are relaxed, they always jiggle unless you're only skin and bones.
lettertjes 0
addendum: of course I don't mean they continiously jiggle, but they do when slapped.
fireandice27 0
Yeah I agree.... you'd have to have reaaallllyyy toned legs or be really really thin. We're girls - we're made to have some fat stores.
AnalProbe 0
Why ask the question? Stupid girl question because there is never a right answer from anyone. If the answer is "yes, you look skinny" then you don't believe her and you get angry; if the answer is "no, you look fat" then you get angry. So the only answer to the question that doesn't provoke anger is a diversion tactic such as: "Want a screw?" (doesn't work for mothers, only boyfriends), or "Why haven't you cleaned your room?" (works for mothers, not boyfriends)
moxie0dae 4
I'm only skin and bone and my thighs still jiggle
SubaruWRXSTI 16
She was probably wearing shorts because she is from Georgia and even in the winter it is very warm.
wazdog 4
Well, you got your answer
muffinsareyummy 1
would you rather her lie...?
PirateMan 0
YDI for being fat
angrygood 0
She isn't 'fat'. She may just have a pear-shaped body opposed to an apple-shaped one, wear her fat stores in her thighs instead of her stomach. I myself happen to be slightly underweight, yet I have more fat on my legs than anywhere else.
ily1210 10
yaa samee. my legs r so chunky but everywhere else so skinny. :S
PirateMan 0
trust the fatties to stick together
jentrowluvsya 0
um 109here and I have thigh fat at thetop. who wants to hug bones anyway?
GodessOfNarcotic 0
At Least Shes Being Honest .
Aniki_Sohma 20
Some people shouldn't wear certain things. For example, fat people in shorts or solos... Not the most attractive look fatties...
skellingtonfart 18
65- you shouldn't judge, it says you're 19, but with the work it looks like you've gotten done on your face (maybe you were born plastic) you look like you're in your 30's.
Taija 0
Before all the people who have never touched a girl start calling the OP fat; unless if you're horribly anorexic, every girl has more or less fat on their thighs.
mikuxxhatsune 32
Yep, whether they are super fit or not, I'm pretty sure there is going to be some fat on thier thighs.
Elemaj 0
ur mom iz a bitch (my regards). I hope that you do not develop a complex.
Lasagnaa 24
*your *is
chomsuon 0
you shouldn't have to ask people to judge you because of your lack of confidence. be glad the way you look!!
ipwnallmen 10
a woman where i used to live did this to me once.... hmm????
perdix 31
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall couldn't have delivered the bad news to you without the humiliation of hearing it from another person? You must have some serious denial issues when you look in a mirror (or step on a scale for that matter.)