Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then fainted. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
Today, waiting in the deli line at the store, a woman stood directly next to me. I panicked and tried to move back to get a 6-foot distance, but in my panic I didn’t realize there was a stand behind me. I almost fell over, so I gasped super loud. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie in a café because the lighting was perfect. As I leaned back for the perfect angle, my chair tipped over, and I fell to the ground in front of a bunch of people. The barista was so concerned, he came over with a first aid kit, while I just wanted to disappear. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29
That would make an awesome photo.
tylersign 11
PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.
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ninjuh_wingman 29
That would make an awesome photo.
Idonebeenhad 17
TIIIIIIMMMMBBERRRRR!!
markrs 0
Fall like dominos. One and two and three and four. Five and six and seven and more!
unagi_fml 9
Photo or it didn't happen. Oh wait, you do have a photo :D
csickcman 11
I'm imagining a "Weekend at Bernie's" theme for the photo. You were still in it, right?
GravityGoesUp 1
Sucks I hope no one was hurt
draegbomb 5
I hope someone farted.
pslcdsl 9
I hope no one blinked in the photo.
alpaquette91 9
Wide open places... Wide open places!
KiddNYC1O 22
Hey, Arnold! "Think BIG, open spaces..."
alpaquette91 9
Damn that is the quote I was going for!!!!!!
Meowingtons500 18
Ugh I hate the tallest to shortest system. I'm always way in the front. :(
crimsonprodigy 15
That's good man. We are the alpha males and lead our shorter bretheren >:D
Meowingtons500 18
Uh. Was that directed at me? Cause I'm a girl. :/ But I have been called alpha woman many a time.
cheefer 0
Lesbian?
crimsonprodigy 15
Alpha women!? Sounds feisty.
Meowingtons500 18
Not a lesbian. Just very good at sammich making. (:
tylersign 11
PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.
nava1210 12
*picture* *caption* - "group photo, your doing it wrong"
tylersign 11
At first... I thought you were correcting me. I was ready to rage.
Cazzybum 11
Grammar -the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
olpally 33
That's embarrassing op.. I hope everyone laughed it off afterwards to make you feel better
Doxy 22
Good strategy. If you're gonna fall
Doxy 22
Oh ****, I failed that. Meant to say if you're going down might as well drag as many people with you as you can.
idontknowyou123 0
In the words of my former Drill Sergeant: You just did an epic fallout fuckshit!
starwind3438 9
That applies in this case how?
idontknowyou123 0
Fallout is a command that says you are dismissed for a short time. However if you collapse suddenly in formation or pass out it can be refered to as a fallout. And yes it happens alot, usually when they lock their knees constricting blood flow.
TheNewGuy03 29
I'll add one more unconventional (read: Army) definition of "fallout" to your list, and it's closely related to the others. Say if you're on a unit run, and you just happen to not be able to keep up with the others. You are a "fallout." It's always bad. |the kid|
RoseCrystal 17
You may want to see a doctor about that.
Wangan_Warrior 9
Well no one wants to fall alone :P
FaZeClan 3
nice ****
burtonbullet 10
Ring around the rosie, anyone?
nava1210 12
38 - No.