wobble...
Australia
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
i see fat people
Canberra, Australia
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
fat
United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
jumpy
Nervous wreck
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
tripleBBB
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
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g_ayvel 11
How is that possible?
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm sure it's scared of you too.
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Comments (188)
Drekavak 0
******* stupid
bubo_fml 11
I tend to show off my fat middle leg...
zach8771 3
Did it sneak up behind u?
TheEpicMilkMan 13
if OP went to Japan they would run in fear from Godzilla lol xD
Brax0826 0
I shat my pants inside a taco bell and left my underwear on the bathroom counter. That's right I'm awesome!
ClydeFroq 4
How do you get scared of something that's attached to you? It's not like you're 10 year old boy that found masturbation or a girl that had her first period...
SGRanger 1
I think you better do something about your fat leg. Check what went wrong?
liftedyoda 5
Time to lose weight
justplainbee 0
Get rid of it then.
worksux200 0
uh, Jennie-Craig!