Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Nervous wreck
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
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g_ayvel 11
How is that possible?
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm sure it's scared of you too.
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Comments (188)
Googoo27 12
Maybe your legs are scared of your face?
JessieMongoose 11
Way too many LMFAO quotes on this FML. :l
EduJav321 24
Thunder... THUNder... THUNDER THIGHS!!!!
Raccoo 10
I'd definitely start working out then...soon.
pagullarka 9
When is it too late the day you die so get your ass up and start working out show that fat who's the boss
nikki0627 5
Unless you have some kind of condition, why wouldd you let yourself get that fat?
moriahss_29 0
it called work out and you wont have the problem
KaR1sma 6
I think its trying to tell you something?
tugman53 0
you need to do something about that.
xXElvinXx 5
I hope it made you run straight to the treadmill.