Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Nervous wreck
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
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g_ayvel 11
How is that possible?
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm sure it's scared of you too.
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Comments (188)
mfayem 15
Umm... What?
newburton13 26
How?
kiss_1214 17
What are you scared of?? That the fat rolls are gona suffocate you??
clm123455 14
They might.
ArmyScout19DB4 0
YDI for being fat, its called exercise and not eating so much... try it some time fat@ss
2cute4u_18 1
You must be a pussy then
BlAzEtHiS 0
How did you do that exactly?
slients_1234 0
Hahahahaha I almost pissed my self laughing
llamalullabies 0
Everyone on here is insensitive. How do you know that OP doesn't have a form of body dysmorphia or an eating disorder? Don't be an asshat. Know the full story, and be open minded so you don't post things that are hurtful!
clm123455 14
Asshat? Really?
clm123455 14
Lose some freaking weight&& quit complaining. It's not our fault you like food to much. Truth hurts& shit happens.
nabila21 0
JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE YEAH!!! DO THE JIGGLE MAN ... JIGGLY AND I KNOW IT!!!