Today, I'm in Mexico and am supposed to be skydiving for my Christmas gift. Instead, I'm coming out of the hospital with x-rays, an ankle splint, and a $800 bill because I fell on the bottom step of a flight of stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Cut short
Today, after working two jobs and saving constantly this year all for a month-long solo vacation traveling to 7 countries, I arrived in first one. Within three hours I fell and broke my foot, forcing me to come home in fear of needing surgery. FML
Christmas is treacherous
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Another Luigi moment
Today, I seized at the bottom of the stairs and broke a rib. I don't have enough money to pay the bill. I don't know what to do. FML
It's all deregulation's fault
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML
Hope there's no dancing involved
Today, I fell on a crack in the pavement and broke my ankle. Next week, I'm supposed to fly interstate to be on a quiz show I've spent two years in the audition process for. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Falling Down
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
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Ninjaface 0
Sounds like you aren't skydiving material anyways.
jcrook 0
I hope you got travel insurance...
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jcrook 0
I hope you got travel insurance...
polico_wolf 0
if you fell on the BOTTOM step then surely it wouldnt be that bad...
Ribenalion 2
You can snap a leg falling off a kerb, is not the height of the fall, more the angle than anything else.
TheOtherNewest1 6
What in the **** is a kerb? Also, at least you now know you probably weren't properly mentally equipped for that kind of activity anyway.
gingersnapper 0
A Megalithic architectural stone ring - Duuuuh!
EmilyLovesCheer 8
Actually, I tripped over a 3 inch curb, broke my ankle and tore the ligaments. So, yes, it could be that bad from falling on a bottom step, especially because they are usually more than 3 inches.
koolitaliano 0
unlucky...
trucktwister 0
an not a idiot (grammar police).
LifeFucksUsAll 0
*And I assume. Because your sentence made no sense 'Grammar Police'.
nazooer 11
14, you should feel stupid, they were correcting somebody by telling them to use an instead of a.
dudeitsdanny 10
Use capitals, and quotation marks, "Grammar Police" '"[A]n", not "a."' =)
person555 0
not only are you hurt you have to use mexicos health care it keeps gettin worse
Taht_Guy_fml 0
Are you a redneck by any chance?
Roseicat 16
EPIC Fail.
Fminetoo 0
Epic Fail? More like Epic Fall. lol
kamy24 0
That sucks SO bad...
alexandraa_fml 0
Going to Mexico to skydive? Should have just jumped off your roof with a bedsheet, would have been just as good.
KayOh37 0
yeah Skydiving in Mexico sounds dodgy. Mabye, if you ended up skydiving, you would have died. You should never cut corners when it comes to stuff like Bungee Jumping or Skydiving.
masquerade08 0
Eh. I know several mexican tandem instructors, and they are just as safe as any of the other tandem instructors. But really, unless they give you gloves and you bundle up, I know in Texas it's freakin' cold at altitude... You would be miserable under canopy. I guess it depends on where you are in Mexico. But you should know there are no USPA dz group members in Mexico... Just try to find someone USPA certified. And for all of you boring people who are scared of skydiving... You are more likely to have an accident driving than you are to have an accident skydiving. Just be smart about it. Wait till summer. Better weather.
dudeitsdanny 10
Did you ever think those stats are biased? More people drive than skydive. Therefore... 50000 people could crash in a week... Out of 567864378 who drove that week. 3 skydivers could die in a year.. Out of 1000 who did so.
masquerade08 0
Perhaps, but there is bias in everything, even in car wrecks and fatality stats for driving. The people in skydiving who die are the people who do something stupid, like do a performance turn at a low altitude. The people who jump out of the plane before the green light goes on.... The people who do turns at low altitudes. The people who lose altitude awareness. The people who do full turns at altitudes under 100 ft. Yes, I repeated the same thing three times. Because that is the main cause of skydiving fatalities. Gear malfunctions resulting in death are extremely rare. They happen, due to bad pack jobs, due to not maintaining your gear, etc. But both main and reserve parachutes failing is extremely rare. You are more likely to have a fatal car accident due to the car malfunctioning than a parachute malfunctioning, which is the majority of people fears. Remember Fight Club. If A+B+C= < the cost of a recall, they won't do it, even if they know something is wrong. Tandems are really quite safe, and a lot of fun. You really don't have to worry if you just want to do a tandem. You start worrying about fatality statistics when you strap that kite to your own back, instead of strapping a man on your back with a kite on his back. :)
elizabeth8352 0
..good one
Ninjaface 0
Sounds like you aren't skydiving material anyways.
C0urante 0
My sentiments exactly, Ninjaface.
masquerade08 0
I concur. But I just happen to have bigger balls than most people. (Please note: I am a chick. These are metaphorical balls.) 28 jumps since August 09. I would be doing more, but I lack the funding.