Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
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makaramiracles 18
D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.
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Comments (315)
rainbowsforall 7
Even in situations where you can't think of something witty and meaningful to say, just call her a b*tch or something. That'll do it.
birdcagereligion 10
The kids these days are so rude, it's terrible.
j_cat187 20
Do America a favor and shoot her in the face with a .357
j_cat187 20
Hughbjfgjg there I fixed it!!!
Rowdey 10
That is just terrible.
killmepills 5
Had I been in the elevator with you, Id have beat her ass for you.
muditsharma1993 8
Should've bitchslapped her and broken that phone and casually walked away =]
Pinksinger101 1
Shoulda said Something insulting back, shes a little bitch!!
_TheAtheist_ 10
YDI 13-year-old girls are some of the most vicious creatures out there. When venturing out, you must always be prepared to defend yourself. And the MALL? That is their habitat! To go in there, alone, and obviously too timid to fight one is just suicide. Better luck next time.
Dallasluver19 14
Uh.. no. You're an idiot. Teenage girls have there hormones kicked into over drive and think they can say or do anything they want.
countrygirl626 16
When I was 13, hormones raging or not, I was not rude enough to do that. Believe me, I can be rude sometimes. But please. You say that kind of stuff out of ear shot of the person.
Ch0sen 13
How about you don't make those sorts of obscene statements at all, especially regarding innocent strangers who have never done anything to you, much less anything deserving of those shallow insults.
missalice0306 19
Just because they're 13 and raging with hormones doesn't give them a license to act "vicious."
mikeofthunder 13
Lol a license - a new form of ID possibly? ;)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Don't make generalizations like that! Yes, I may be fourteen, but know that every girl in her early teenage years doesn't have raging hormones and doesn't go out randomly insulting others and being hurtful. I was raised to respect everyone, and my friends do the same.
muditsharma1993 8
Should've bitchslapped her, cracked her phone open, and left =]
anxietydisorderz 6
What a little b****!! I raised my teenager to NOT act like that...some people (her parents) shouldn't have kids!
motocrosscutie42 10
Wow, how rude. Seems like the younger they get phones the more stuck up and mean they are. She was probably just jealous(:
GoldenGrizzly 7
Why do people always say stuff like that? That is not always true. Sometimes people are just bitchy for not good reason other than they can.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
That's not true. I got my first cell phone at around six of seven years old. I'm not stuck-up, nor am I mean. Well, I'm not mean to people without reason, anyway.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
*six or seven