Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, I was stuck in an elevator with my workplace crush for 10 minutes. Trying to break the silence, I nervously said, “I’ve always thought you were amazing.” She smiled and whispered, “I thought you were the new maintenance guy.” I work in marketing. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a guy I have a bit of a crush on. Trying to break the awkward silence, I made a joke about our situation, saying, "Well, at least we're not on a desert island." He replied, "Yeah, but I'd still prefer the island; at least then I could escape." FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a really hunky guy. We exchanged polite greetings, then, for some reason, I tried to break the silence by saying, "Nice weather today, huh?" He nodded, but then I awkwardly continued, “Too bad we’re stuck in here.” He gave me a confused look as the doors opened right on cue. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with six strangers. To break the awkward silence, I said, "At least none of us have somewhere important to be." One woman immediately started crying because she was on her way to her own wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML
Today, I shared an elevator alone with an attractive co-worker. On our way up, she let out a loud, noxious rip. She covered her nose and mouth while giving me an accusing look, as I said with a straight face, "Excuse you." Later, I received a note from HR for harassment. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML
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Top comments
pepetto 0
Guess she just wasn't on your level eh?
alexisthename 0
What a rude ****. I would've totally made out with you.
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Comments (127)
cowgod 0
nice
cowgod 0
The guy that had his balls punched in the elevator has more skill than you.
igetinyourpants 0
OP is a stincky chinese chink with bad breath... that's the only reason that woman was so desperate to get off... lololilolil.. **** you chinks
cowgod 0
I forgot to say this. FIRST madafuckas!!
igetinyourpants 0
first your asss mother ******* **** face
mfmylifesrsly 30
rofl at #1/ 8th comment I was thinking that!
skylar98 0
I agree
nomadxx7 0
Nice racism igetinyourpants. Plus methinks that the only way you'd get into someone's pants is from roofies or chloroform. Hell I'd venture a guess you probably couldn't even get into your own pants.
RyanKaufman 7
Nice ignorance #40, considering igetinyourpants never mentioned anything about race. I think you just mean prejudice. You're still an idiot though.
MF12 0
:) haha me too
cherrypieguy 0
cowgod you want a cookie? I have oatmeal or chocolate chip which one?
Skullcrusher 5
Is that all you could think of? You're a dumb ass! Loser!
beansoup 0
in the biz that's what we call an"OH SNAP". your rebuttal?
1800getalife 0
Hahahahah lmao lol rofl
harshallmeim69 9
I think most of us got the point at haha.
palasarop 0
1st!!!
cowgod 0
no bitch, I am first
Lozza 0
Cowgod, aren't you good for getting first! Want a medal?
Cthulu 0
If you give him one, then everyone who has ever been first deserves one. I don't think you could get even Bill Gates to pay for that many gold medals. But I still want one.
stewie1744 0
he was bein sarcastic dumbass
leoofbodom 0
he was being sarcastic dumbass
DonkeyDelight 0
Your mother must be so proud.
IscoreOnU 19
The words in his picture agree with his post.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You might as well stay on the elevator until the top and jump off, because your life is finished.
SubjectX 0
so jr. high. go take your proactive zit medication and ********** to victorias secret before your algebra test.
nolimits 0
Good idea - then you won't get zits on your junk either...win-win!
Flutist 3
Those ain't zits. Just to let you know. No matter how much proactive you take, that still nasty.
Laura_CR 0
lol!
Hati4Skoll 0
you should wait outside her car after work so you can apologize
noPENGSinALASKA 0
cause that's not creepy or anything
infiniti_G 0
casanova here
omg2funny 1
Isn't it awkward?? Of all the posts,not one has said anything abt the OP's situation.. no one even on FML wants to listen to him..FYL indeed..
Hati4Skoll 0
or slip a note under her front door.
alexisthename 0
What a rude ****. I would've totally made out with you.
SpyderMonkee 0
Comments like this, are far more awkward.
Otto12 0
true, very true
alexisthename 0
It's called hyperbole. While I wouldn't have been rude to the OP, I wouldn't have actually made out with him. Get a sense of humor.
pepetto 0
Guess she just wasn't on your level eh?
Tripleblue52 0
HAHA, WIN! Very clever, you are xD
Link5794 18
Like Yoda, you are talking.
Hati4Skoll 0
or if you can pick her lock, fill her room with dozens of red roses. then cut all the eyes out of the pictures in the house and replace your head with every one of her family members. chicks love romantic things!
Malinkrot 3
great, now your gonna give some creeper this idea and later he will be complaining about how "all women are ungrateful bitches" because he got a restraining order put on him
Hati4Skoll 0
because when creepers run out of ideas, they read fmylife.com.
omg2funny 1
yes, you are included.
Flutist 3
Omg that's so romantic. I wish my boyfriend would do more than leave dead animals on my doorstep and call me in the middle of the night. *sigh*