Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
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boone_fml 0
I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some ****** up mean shit to say.
takemedown 0
wow. just wow. people are so rude now-a-days. you were on the elevator first, what happened to the first come first serve rule?
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Comments (145)
Kervik 0
Haha! Some people do get a bit mean though. They might've been joking anyway, it doesn't seem like something a normal person would just say blatantly. First! First time for everything. :D
rjrudman 0
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You deserve it for being a fat ****
heavenandhell 0
and thats why you have fists
Mattfail 0
Should have told them to **** off. You were on the elevator before them, and if they got a problem with that than get off and take the ******* stairs.
F_fatchick_lives 0
OP was probably really fat, most people tend to be rude to fat people.
curryndricegirll 0
it doesn't really matter whether the OP was fat or not though. you were there first. i would have told them all to get off, so you could go up by yourself, if they were all concerned. you were there first.
uguysareidiots 0
YDI for being a fattass. Here's the secret to losing weight: eat less, move more. OMG I KNOW RIGHT??!?! BUT ITS SOOOOO HARD! not.
HahaYDI 0
#103 you took the words right out of my mouth. Maybe you should take the stairs fatty
MR_OHCRAP 0
Eating less has nothing to do with losing weight. It is what food you choose to eat. My friend eats absolutely heaps of veges and some meat, and he is fit as ****. Moving more, I agree.
raquelspeaking 0
#103 is (harsh but) right, but you should take a gun to work anyways. **** THEM!
i_is_a_tr00l 0
YDI for not having Jenny Craig.
fmlxxxx 0
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First to vote YDI for this one! new for me (flame away)
boone_fml 0
I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some ****** up mean shit to say.
takemedown 0
wow. just wow. people are so rude now-a-days. you were on the elevator first, what happened to the first come first serve rule?
aback 5
It's not like the poor ****** can say "SHAZAM" and have the weight magically disappear. We haven't started sending fatties to concentration camps yet, I hope. They're still allowed to exist.
Vaetrus 0
I think the Governor of California would like a word with you, and some of those elevator people. Also, should have just sumo wrestled them out. Rude/ignorant people are more of a waste of space.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Unless OP weighs as much as 10 people, the elevator is fine. The elevator would have beeped and not moved until he got off
DangerMike 0
If you'd have taken the stairs you wouldn't have had this problem in two ways.
volleyballgirl16 0
haha nice comment dude OP- that is very messed up i hope you stayed on and your fat ass shouldve sat on them ha jk
Rasputia 0
Rasputia hopes you didn't get off, and I hope you punched the **** who started all this.....how immature =/ Aww! Some people are so mean, just lay off the KFC for a bit :D
anniebananie 3
You talk in 3rd person? That's cool.
poopsicle22 0
you should have pressed all the buttons, gotten off at the next floor, and taken another elevator
spoo 24
Bingo! YDI - "im fat fml" are getting old. Stand up for yourself
iFruit 0
You should try atkins diet. Oh wait, you already are!
Muffinish 0
I hope you didn't get off, and shove a couple of their scrawny asses out the next floor.