Today, after almost 2 months of working from home alone, I was out walking and heard 2 guys talking. One was sitting in his car smoking weed; the other was standing next to the car telling him how he was tested positive today. Maybe not mention you are Covid positive when you're not supposed to be in public at all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML
Today, we overheard a customer in our store talking on the phone about how she'd been exposed to someone positive for COVID-19, and was supposed to be at home in quarantine just in case. The terrifying thing is how many other people come into our store when they shouldn't. FML
Today, I was told I was negative for Covid, so I went to buy wine to celebrate. Two hours later, I got a call again, saying I was positive and placed under quarantine. FML
Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
Today, I tested positive for Covid. Not only do I feel absolutely miserable, but I was at work all day yesterday, interacting with the public. Also, the day before that, I hung out at a friend's house with a 3-month-old infant. If any one of them get Covid, it's my fault. FML
Today, I'm quit my job after finding out that there were multiple confirmed cases of Covid-19. It wouldn't be a big deal, if I didn't find out that people aren't following safe distancing, checking their body heat, walking about without face masks, and leaving the entire site dirty as fuck. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, I would’ve been allowed to return to work after recovering from an accident two months prior. Yesterday, I had to start self-isolating after having gotten infected with Covid at one of my mandatory store trips. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, my country’s health minister said on TV, "Stay home! Don’t travel, don’t meet people!" The same evening, he drove to another state to have dinner with a group of people who gave money to his political party. He had taken a COVID test before. It came back positive. FML
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mccuish 25
I bet they weren’t even wearing a mask
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
At least you knew to keep well away?
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rebelwithmouseyhair 18
At least you knew to keep well away?
mccuish 25
I bet they weren’t even wearing a mask
ghostinflames 13
They were probably talking conspiracy theories regarding the virus, but they should have known better. The infected person needs to get their ass home ALONE and be relaxing. It's utter BS that we haven't found a way to annihilate this issue.
spinspinsugar 12
how is this an fml to you? you're not the one with covid. if this was some random stranger on the street, the you're fine and should mind ya business
Warp1978 15
Nooooo, they should report those infected to the heath police and collect the reward.
DrSamba1 8
And this kind of stupidity is why the pandemic is still alive and well among us after a year, instead of disappearing in a few days, like a miracle.
DoctorPALO 14
If you're not supposed to be out in public, why were you? YDI.
clumbsydouche 13
Maybe he was referring to testing positive for weed
Hangryko 32
This is why I have trust issues with the general public, all the selfish AHs showed themselves during the pandemic. That, and the disgusting public washrooms I encountered beforehand.