Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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Top comments
nananna915 0
Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that
blah_blah_shity 0
a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.
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Comments (166)
greenfairy_fml 0
aw but carebears are better than plain teddy bears
ladyJujubee 5
I totally agree.
xninix_fml 36
Wrong comment sorry. Ignore this.
nananna915 0
Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that
deathgrowl6 0
agreed.
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Agreed x7 and C-c-combo breaker. Sorry, had to do it. :3
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Agreed times Infiniti OP's boyfriend doesn't deserve a girl like that
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i totally know how you feel that like last valentines day me and my boyfriend were walking around wal-mart and there were all these really ugly red teddy bears and told him whatever he did not to buy me one of those because they were creepy as hell. well when we got home and went in my room the ugly red bear was sitting on my bed it was a gift from my mom!
blah_blah_shity 0
a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.
mikeyellenlee 0
Teddy bears are awesome, named after one of our nations greatest presidents, Theodore Roosevelt. What are you a communist!? Just kidding...but seriously, you should feel like shit.
amelinat 0
With FML's like this i like to make up the story from the other person's POV. I bet that poor boyfriend feels like a real jerk right now when he was only being nice. He's the one that should be posting on FML.
BrEnNo1023 5
It'd go something like this.. "Today, my girlfriend told me that teddy bears are 'THE most pointless and careless gift.' Emotionally shattered, I tried my best to remember the good things about her, while i gave her the Carebear i had picked out especially as a monument to our relationship and how much she means to me. FML FML FML FML FML"
simplysmile 0
HAHA maaan....that sucks. personally, i hate stuffed animals as a gift too...it's so high school...
brodizzle 0
Today, I got my girlfriend a carebear. Before she knew what I got her, she told me teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. I had to give it to her anyway. FML
smartalek 2
yep.
nothingbut_fml 0
tf2 much?
nikkipettyfer 24
This is the right FML. This girl deserves the guilt
mleeb 0
jerk