Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
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Top comments
CNHO1997 11
She's young, don't let it get to you OP
mclovin22897 15
isn't she just a ray of ******* sunshine!
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Comments (75)
CNHO1997 11
She's young, don't let it get to you OP
Roskosity 22
Right. But isn't there some proverb about the honest youth?
ColonelCusswords 24
kids are like little alcoholics; theyll tell you exactly what they think
MrConcise 35
So what do alcoholic children tell? Mega exactly what they think?
ColonelCusswords 24
#42 nope someone would call social services
VengeanceChicken 12
Fluffy? Is that you?
Inediblepeaches 15
Children are like drunken dwarves: tiny and blatantly honest.
LalaDee561 8
That's exactly the problem: she's young
uglyheadedbitch 20
What a bitch
Welshite 40
#2: You have no room to talk based on your username.
uglyheadedbitch 20
Oh.
kost4060 14
Well played
False_Stupidity 42
Ding! Welshite wins this round!
LunarServant 10
man you got owned
Chronophobia 7
You can't win them all, OP.
mclovin22897 15
isn't she just a ray of ******* sunshine!
traviscool 12
beauty doesn't look at personality
vairyhagina 11
I read somewhere that thanks to nature, men find attractive women to have better personalities and that employers will subconsciously prefer more attractive candidates...
ChristianH39 30
Yea iirc that's a cognitive bias called the halo effect. It says something to the effect that we're more likely to think positively (in terms of their intelligence, likability, etc.) about an attractive person.
leilana33 4
personality is something for ugly people to make themselves feel better. just sayin :] xo
ChristianH39 30
You should keep in mind that beauty always fades, one day you'll be old and your personality will be all you have. Shallow people like you will be SOL :)
MrConcise 35
@37 - The hope is that they'll be too far gone to understand how boring they are, or conversely become so far gone that they actually become interesting as a byproduct. In theory, beautiful people have it all because age distorts everything.
miianah1 22
Also, studies show that parents subconsciously treat their more attractive children better. :(
Greg1986 13
Man, that sucks. Sorry OP. Kids are cold-blooded.
RageAsNeeded 14
Bitches these days.
kendallfireHD 16
That's so rude
jmark888 10
Isn't that just fan-*******-tastic
muzy 23
No, no it's not.
alaen23 23
Someone needs to learn manners.
mete_orito 34
Well, the kid didn't say anything. If she had said something not nice it would be different.