Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
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makaramiracles 18
D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.
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YourAddictionx 9
Wow. It's 13 year olds like that (if she was indeed 13) that make the good non-bratty ones look bad. Sorry OP :( but next time stand up for yourself! She's younger, she has no right to talk to ANYBODY like that especially someone older who could easily beat her ass.
carminecris89 13
I would have put that little **** in her place. I used to keep quiet when people did that to me and now I regret. A lot of people tell you to be the better person, and that there's not much to gain from countering, and that you should ignore it. Don't. There's a lot of satisfaction in putting girls like that in their place. Always hit them with a cruel remark about how they look. Next time hit them with something that will have them second guessing every mirror check. You will be amazed at how great you will feel.
TrixieKitty 5
Shoulda said how at least your parents raised you with manners instead of being a beez
okeke33 1
pwnd
lexiieeex3 32
Shoulda slapped her.
realeah 4
I would like to say sorry in advance for all te little twits age 18 down who believe themselves to be deserving of any elevated ranking in life. It's simply sad when a teen considers herself so right that she feels herself capable of talking down to anyone else. In my opinion, if you would've pimp slapped her, she'd have learned something... hopefully. If not, well, she's got another thing coming when she says something to the wrong person. It'll be more than just a slap!
RegularDayFML 0
Wow, you should have smashed all the buttons and stayed in there to give her a piece of your mind.
Leslier_fml 4
Omg I would have totally laughed at her face for being such an ignorant little bitch! And told her that you dont mind her opinion of you cuz she doesn't matter to you.
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
You never described the other girl to us! For all we know she's a dirty whale who doesnt take a shower and hygiene is her last priority! Until then ima pull off a kelly klarkson! "WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER!"
boofybluth 6
Wtf you don't even get signal on elevators...