Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
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makaramiracles 18
D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.
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Maciejas 8
Maybe you should try taking the stairs next time? Just saying :P
False_Stupidity 42
Why do people say these cruel things you should of said to her one day I hope your ashamed of yourself
BubbleGrunge 18
Yuck, how hateful kids can be, well humans in general! **** em OP! Though, not literally because well that may get you in trouble! :)
Salinnax3 2
That was so rude of her!! I am a teenager myself, but I swear some teenagers don't know/have manners at all, it digust me.
perdix 31
You should have clicked and squealed at her, then coated her with sperm and afterbirth.
Dracoboxer357 36
Seriously? I'm not even too certain what exactly I'd do, but take that kind of shit wouldn't be one of the options. Call out shit when you see it, Op. You don't deserve that from anyone, I don't give a **** who she was. Simply asking her where she gets off passing judgment and what makes her think she's worth more than the air she occupies alone would have been enough. :p Or, not that I'm suggesting it, do what my "kid sister" did: Sis is 5'1", was 19 yrs old then, all of 104 pounds, riding a transit bus in Winnipeg a few years ago. The boy behind her seat was about 5'6", maybe 15 or 16, and a bit heavier than her. For about 10 minutes, he's yelling out bitch this, **** that, before she turns and asks him to put a cork in it. He gives her an "Or else what, you ****?" and spits in her face. She didn't even hesitate: She grabbed him by the hair, and fed him 3 solid rights crosses into his face and drops him crying on the floor. Everyone on the bus cheered, except the driver. He kicked her off. ;) Was she wrong to do that? Maybe a bit over the top, but I don't disagree that he deserved it. Lucky she didn't get arrested too. But, $50 bucks says he watches his mouth a bit better after That life lesson. ;)
realeah 4
I now want to be your sister's best friend. That boy deserved it. If he can't talk to a lady like she deserves, then she sure as hell is perfectly capable of dropping lady-like pretenses to whoop his ass!
PYLrulz 17
While the little bitch was just that, YDI for not speaking up... Then again, with how some kids are these days, who knew what you would have to deal with next.
linkinpark98 24
I would have slapped that phone out of her hand. (/)_-)
Dallasluver19 14
Wow! What a ******* bitch. I really wish you would of kicked her ass.
sabrinamarie3 15
It's so sad how children are becoming so rude lately...