Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
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rivenrock 14
You're so nice, he's dating you twice.
HappyPickles 11
Maybe your boyfriend thinks he's dating 1 girl with 2 personas?
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Comments (30)
HappyPickles 11
Maybe your boyfriend thinks he's dating 1 girl with 2 personas?
kelardy 11
Seriously... you should get together with her and both slap his cheeks so he has dual red hand prints
rivenrock 14
You're so nice, he's dating you twice.
Starlight8 14
Who's the evil twin? Seriously, this guy is slick! Curious, How did you find out?
Miss_Whipped 43
At least it will be impossible to confuse the two of you in bed! That's a horrible thing to think about, actually. I'm sorry, OP.
Lobby_Bee 18
He just can't get enough of you! Marry him.
TurquoiseJesus 15
I know cheating is bad and all, but for real though, that's some genius planning if it's not just a massive coincidence.
clair_brodie 35
At least he made it easier on himself? Or he has that memory condition where he doesn't know faces and just thinks you go to a different house all the time.
RichardPencil 32
So, when he calls out your name during sex, he’s probably calling you by hers. If it’s any consolation, he’s certainly calling out your name when he’s banging her. There’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere!
olga_crvjl 19
Damn what an asshole