Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
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makaramiracles 18
D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.
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Rainbow_Crash 11
That precise moment, OP, is when you should have cupped your hand and slapped her, full-force, as hard as you could have humanly mustered, in the mouth and dared her to say anything else.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I totally agree with you! I would have NOT been 'too humiliated to say anything', I would have given that little snot-nosed rude bitch what-for! 13 year old or not, she has some bloody nerve to be so rude like that.
mikeofthunder 13
Your debut comment is amazing - I see a future in you, my apprentice.
Sanch101 7
To be honest who cares what some know nothing 12 or 13 year old thinks. I would not have been humiliated and would have had a few choice words to say the least.
n1988e 8
Little 12, 13 year old girls are extremely self conscious about their boobs. U should have waited till some boy passed by and made fun of her boobs.
Mixxinmuffinz 1
Should have told her I cannot believe that you are the load your mother forgot to swallow, that'll make her shutup.
Kiki242 19
You should have shoved that phone down her throat.
fbear10 5
I'd be like:"Bitch please, at least I'm not the spoiled asshole here" then promptly leave the elevator:) and that's saying something ,as I'm 13 :) lol
jamejame97 12
that's a bit of a bitch move of her :/ and you should stuck up for yourself.
sengenex 4
You should of slapped the bitch. And if you are overweight you should have sat on her. Sorry u had to go through that
tne201992 12
Damn just imagine, if the elevator decides to break and you were stuck with obnoxious bitch!!
tne201992 12
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