Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
East Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
whathehell
United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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owlfeatures 8
These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...
zachherbert 10
Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.
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Comments (197)
s0ulslack 20
Are you sure you're a grown man? Didn't act like one!
greenie213 23
You need to get your life together.
Ayla_Abriel 1
Was she like goth or something?? I'm not against goths or anything but they can get pretty aggressive..
Grimnirwher9 21
Murder of Sophie Lancaster. Need I say more, you prejudging dimwit?
countrygirl626 16
I'm not goth, but I am a girl, and I can hit just as hard as a guy, if not harder.
KiddNYC1O 22
78- That wasn't necessary. It's terrible what happened to Sophie and her boyfriend.
mowmowlife 21
You suck for having a gender/age bias. If she's as young as she is and has a head to rob you she must know some of what she's doing. She could have had a knife, for all you disclosed. It's really too bad that you got mugged though, I'm sorry.
Kibaruto 33
Something tells me that it was no mere girl, but Noor! She swooped down gracefully from the heavens, and her blade glistened against OP's neck, and she muttered: "Oh hell, you're not my target. Oh well, gimme your money!"
maronofhearts 19
Yeah I'm sure it was she probably left her cab fare back in the heavens and her bus pass in her other sheath. >.>
TheDrifter 24
Just give her a big, creepy smile and tell her she can have your wallet without a fight if she follows you into the nearest alley and doesn't scream. Everyone runs away when I make that offer, it's a real time saver.
jesikkah 4
Wow haha. Im sorry that sucks
fsanchez9x 0
Thats what happens for being a perv checking out teenage girls while her friends robs you
journeytotheend 16
Should've smacked da bitch
fatmcfatty 13
and why didn't you keep your pimp hand strong? let me guess you forgot the baby powder