Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
East Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
whathehell
United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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owlfeatures 8
These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...
zachherbert 10
Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.
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Comments (197)
momo1972 3
That's so hot. I'm jealous
kaitie311 1
It's not a bad idea to grow some balls sometime and then you'd be ready for it when it happens again!!
skullofdarkness 18
Well that doesn't sound sexist...
Khariau 8
Saying its sexist is an understatment in itself. If its sexist then you're suggesting there is a weaker gender.
Kasse 4
Next time a teenage girl tries to mug you, punch her in the boob. Its like a Nut punch. It's super effective!
ToriL95 5
Sucks to be you! I'd just kick her where her balls used to be
Egoodie1889 3
Lol Damn dude SMH...
Brilliant66star 17
Are you sure you weren't looking for a thrill? FYL.
brevolorio 5
You got rob of your money and your pride but i belief u today girl my town just 15 rob 2 liquor store
Thatoneguy911 2
You know what, people go on and on about never being allowed to hit a girl. I generally believe in this, but if you are stupid enough to mug me I don't care what gender or age you are. You're getting knocked the **** out
outoftown 27
So if the old lady who threatened to kill herself with a banana (prior FML) instead tried to mug you with it...?
downtime 13
140 & 148, While what you say makes sense, you need to be aware that you will be ****** up for it later. Unless you happen to be in a secluded area, with nobody around, and no way of being identified...Then go nuts :)
blueswin3 1
Was she hot?