Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
East Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
whathehell
United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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owlfeatures 8
These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...
zachherbert 10
Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.
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Comments (197)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
If she had a gun it doesn't count cause anyone would give up the goods in that situation.
deransc 19
You are not a grown ass man if you let that happen.
unknown_user5566 27
Maybe she attended a self-defense class with Monica and Rachel. They seemed to be pretty crafty upon finishing their class, since they scared the shit out of Ross. So don't feel too bad OP- you are on the same level as a geologist who has been divorced 3 times, and turned one ex into a lesbian. ;)
SovietRei 5
Wow, reading all these comments has significantly damaged my confidence in modern society.
hateevryone 15
And you didn't do anything?
soccerluver315 14
Your manhood has now been revoked
hungergamer 0
Time to hit the gym
auddylynne 0
Happen i mean lol
rightspark 7
Did you get turn on that you didn't want to stop her from robbing you of your thrill. Grown boy yes, grown man no! Should've tried to stop her
zach5tay 2
And that is why I carry a gun.