Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
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Top comments
alwaysalady 0
I'm sure you can get out of it if you tell the judge. Just make sure you file a report on the mugging and bring a copy of the case file with you.
xxMiiNii 0
FYL. No reasons required.
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Comments (57)
RosarioRivera 0
that sucks!
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for not assuming the Clay Aiken fighting stance when the mugger confronted you.
sexy_mamasita 0
Shut the f*** up you stupid moron!!
imahorsegirl 0
lol.
ananamoose 0
sexy mamasita, what in that comment could possibly make you that angry? If someone pooped on your carpet on accident or accidently broke your favorite pogo stick because they were to heavy, or even if they cutted you in line for the next game of beer pong, I could understand your rage, but for someone saying something unrelated about clay aiken, the rage is unnecessary, obviously the guy's a fag and his greatest fantasy is clay aiken otherwise he would be able to think of something/someone else, just leave the **** to his thoughts
ananamoose 0
not that I have anything against homos...
sexy_mamasita 0
Ananamoose, you are indeed correct. I just hate non-sequitur, mentally challenged people. LOL but thanks for pointing that out.
infrared_fml 0
yeah, typical example of the shit hole that is england. Parking attendants everywhere but no cops to save you from being mugged.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
double owned!!!! I'm pretty sure if you explain it though, it'll be thrown out.
klovemachine 24
Just rip up the ticket and pretend you never saw it. Then if they say anything just tell them you were mugged.
alwaysalady 0
I'm sure you can get out of it if you tell the judge. Just make sure you file a report on the mugging and bring a copy of the case file with you.
enormouselephant 15
If cops were busier keeping an eye out and not just giving parking tickets...
xxMiiNii 0
FYL. No reasons required.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for being careless and daydreaming about Clay Aiken instead of being aware of your surroundings.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Latinoheat shut up with your stupid Clay Aiken jokes, which are completely irrelevant to the OP's FML!!!!!!
bob1233 0
LMFAO!!!
Nonamerequired 0
Plexico, are you available to teach this Latinoheat person a few lessons about humour? I think it would be greatly appreciated by the entire community.
giganticbrain 0
I agree. Plexico, where are you in our time of need!!!
Intoxicunt 6
I third that. PLEXICO. Save us.
biiiiizzzay 0
Who's Plexico?
Intoxicunt 6
Plexico-n. Incredibly hilarious member of Fmylife.com. Always has something witty to say and a cool picture. See also the post about the donut weirdo. He made several comments on that one. The more you know.
pchands00 0
lol. FYL. nobody can really say otherwise. that just ******* sucks.
Intoxicunt 6
Always carry a stun-gun or something of that nature.
alexzhou04 0
YDI for not bringing a pistol.
NobodyUKnow 0
That sucks. I'm sorry you had a rough day. :(
zesunflower 0
if the few minutes it took you to be mugged made your parking meter expire, ydi for cutting your timing so close