Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Top comments
unfortunate_13 5
what was there left to mug the 2nd time?
CaptainJ1000 1
Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...
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Comments (130)
x_CDiizzlee_x 0
Jajajajajaja
VinegarStrokes 0
Time to sack up buddy...
caroliquey 0
how can this be a ydi? poor guy lol like if once wasn't enough. lucky day
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
that's what you get for living in the ghetto. my parents use to work there with underprivileged children who were mentally challenged, they liked one who was called Jennifer Love Hewitt and helped her get her acting careers started.
marinus_fml 20
You deserve it asshole! stop picking fights!! who am I kidding! sorry bro, hit the gym and become the mugger!
MyDogTastesBad 0
Do a round house kick and strangle him like they do in those MMA movies
cradle6 13
82- You know muggers are usually armed right? MMA doesn't usually teach how to respond to and fight with weapons. OP, buy a gun, and get a concealed weapons permit.
nicole1784 0
new route?
deep_friar 0
106- not that often with firearms, though. (M)MA certainly can help you deal with the large chunk of muggers who are armed with anything short of a gun. "Buy a gun" seems like a drug of last resort for this disease, to be used after other treatments have been tried and failed, because of its higher rate of unpleasant side effects.
rahavan 15
I agree plus by the time you would get your gun out you would be dead. When it comes to personal defense a gun only works for show. If a mugger sees you have a gun chances are he's not going to mug you.
Tankkiller308 16
#106 screw the concealed carry and get an open carried and carry a ar-15 (yes this is legal in certain states like Texas as long as the clip is in the back pocket) they see you with that they will think twice but if they do attack you keep a 44 magnum between your pants and middle back
omglawl 0
that horroble
zivlaks 0
gigitty
wilcher5 0
no doubt!!
AmeenWhoElse 0
thats wonderful :0, wait we still talkin bout the fml?
zivlaks 0
what fml? :)
therealsuperman 0
you mean whorible...
missfmylife101 0
^ 68 lol
IneffableLullaby 13
I seriously doubt that's actually Jessica Nigri's FML account, but okay...
pepelapew 0
you're a hottie
milad2233 0
your hot ;)
minniemouse61 0
*cough* **** *cough*
underguarded 20
At least your never alone!
jewban 3
what about my never alone?
Bosia 0
It's never alone.
killaninjah 1
she's forever alone.
unfortunate_13 5
what was there left to mug the 2nd time?
Coolaaron88 9
lmao
unidentified_sta 5
His/her self-worth.
schwancy 2
Dignity?
hairdreser0nfire 0
Ha! That's what I thought.
Garytt 0
his pants
schwancy 2
Damn! You beat me to it!
unidentified_sta 5
By seconds I triumph over adversity.
maskedman 9
The second mugger was just practicing.
bala_fml 0
virginity ?
Grosso 3
today, I've mugged the same guy twice, FHL
underguarded 20
LOL
2dove 0
I'm sorry to hear that. :( but you should probbaly move somewhere that's not dangerous. Just sayin.
BIGshooter 2
wow I'm sure you noticed but you are quite hot.
BIGshooter 2
that was@ #2 not op
SirEBC 7
It's called a personal message. Utilize its majestic powers.
FYLDeep 26
Well if you're gonna be mugged twice, back to back is probably the way to go. You probably didn't lose much the second time. Also, consider moving out of whatever shithole you're living in. You don't really have to worry about shit like that here in Green Bay.
therealsuperman 0
I hear green bay doesn't worry about eagles from Philly either
LadyClarik 8
This. ^^^^
jazzy21 0
I was once confronted by a mugger. I just repeated everything he said. He actually ran away crying :) The best self-defense is: mindfuck.
Cyosaric 0
Jazzy, you didn't scare him. He just thought you were mentally screwed up so he left in pity.
jazzy21 0
Gotta disagree Cyosaric, Maybe he ran away crying because I had more balls than he did. Tsk tsk. Do you really want to talk about pity when you're trying to insult someone over the Internet? ;)
schwancy 2
Maybe it's time to look for a new job?
unfortunate_13 5
or a new neighbourhood
nathan5 0
Or new belongings.
number0 8
Or new ways to get buff
jazzy21 0
Or a c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
roeallen 11
Ahh.... **** off ;) heh heh
dandawg69 0
Do you appear to be so vulnerable that any teenager can come up to you and mug you, twice?