irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
You mug.
RichardPencil 32
I love literal people! I bought apples at the grocery store and excitedly told the cashier, "I finally get to use Apple Pay!"
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RichardPencil 32
I love literal people! I bought apples at the grocery store and excitedly told the cashier, "I finally get to use Apple Pay!"
mfranks19891989 10
The mugger needed your mug for coffee. Hopefully he iris he’s it up ( added whiskey for those who don’t know what that is)
RichardPencil 32
You should report that to the cops. Maybe you could go down to the precinct to see if you can identify his... ...wait on it... ...wait on it... ...mug shot.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You mug.