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Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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owlfeatures 8

These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...

zachherbert 10

Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.

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mosquito19 14

let me guess, you were a john

Leslier_fml 4

And how does that make you feel?

baubabe05 3

This reminds me of Pheobe when she mugged Ross from the show Friends...don't know if anyone remembers that episode. Lol

ya_momma 4

You should have defended yourself!! Ydi.

Needafarm 22

Well with her being a teenager and all and a girl the most he could have done is try to restrain her from a distance, otherwise for some reason this girl could call out rape or claim he's trying to mug her and turn it all around on him. If it was a boy he probably would have been within his rights to at least defend himself. Another thing is it's nice to see the youth of this country finding employment any way they can.

heytrollhey 12

This Generation is full of rebels...

thatoneguy79 10

It could always be worse OP. it could have been a, oh wait, no that wouldn't work. Well, it could have, no, that's not worse either. Well, at least it wasn't a teenage gi... oh, wait. You know what, I'll get back to you later when I figure out how it could have been worse. In the mean time, be glad it wasn't you homeless urine-scented brother.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Ross?

LuckyLynx7732 5

You just lost all your pimp status.