Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
East Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
whathehell
United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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owlfeatures 8
These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...
zachherbert 10
Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.
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SkoomaKi 28
The slutty things some teenage girls wear these days, must have put you in a daze. Just think, the money she stole off you will probably used for condoms (which seems like a good thing since natural selection isn't always the best).
wetFeline 3
Haha why condoms. Who duh fuq needs em. Besides Africa and India
redreynard 14
Don't feel bad. To be honest, teenaged girls scare the crap outta me. Theirs is a ruthlessness that puts most Sith lords to shame.
kicker42 0
come back to reality buddy star wars is just a movie. zombies have a better chance of bring real but that's a whole other playing field. just look around
MarianneDashwood 0
That's terrible!
OhDearBetrayal 25
I for one thought it was lovely.
BellzViola 9
Well if OP ended up defending himself and hitting the girl.. Then everyone would believe he was mugging her. FYL
TormundGiantBane 3
This is true. It is also the result of feminist claptrap and needs to stop. If you take on a man, expect to get hurt - male or female.
MsConfusedd 27
Time to take a self defense class..
Clamcreepy 7
she also took your man card. You are a traitor to the male gender.
laden_swallow09 35
I wouldn't say "traitor". Maybe "on probation".
KML92 6
Hahaha time to man up!
fanaticdragon 10
Gimme your money, punk! Are you sure your name isn't Ross Geller, OP?
DracoSpirita 21
Friends FTW.
ThisIsJoee 4
You shouldve added she was a ninja or something. That way you wouldn't have lost all your man card
Keliosan 6
As manly as punching a teenager in the face would have made you. Suck it up you can get money/IDs back.