Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
East Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
whathehell
United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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owlfeatures 8
These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...
zachherbert 10
Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.
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Comments (197)
baby_dee97 8
Just like Ross in Friends!
DURPINATOR3000 6
You sir are the teenage girl
colts1844 0
Ok Ross
hewro_failure 11
Well if she had a knife or gun that's different but if not then you are pathetic
RogueGamerXXX 0
You have the dick you make the rape! Paybacks a bitch
someguy314159265 15
If she was unarmed, all you would probably need to do is say "No", and at least push her back or something.
pigbilly 0
This is why I have three knifes and two sidearms on me while moving outside of my house. I suffer from paranoia
wikedjest 0
wow
nhi1221 9
Teenage girls can be aggressive. I mean have you seen them shopping when there's a sale
Countryboy1996 18
Join a gym bro hahahaha