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Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

perdix 31

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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bossybella 0

Did he steal your wonka bar? lol jp

GravityPurple 0

You get a FYL because midgets are scary and can bite your kneecaps. But you couldn't have, I dunno, kicked it in the face or something?

beastin34 0

if he was as baddass as wee-man then id understand

mikeydakid59 0

HEY MIDGETS HAVE THE RIGHT TO MUG TOO!

someguy314159265 15

Somehow, I imagined Rocky from Looney Tunes for some reason.

fmlsuxballs 0

comment unmoderated lol

haleynsn 5

ive been sick for a week,cant go any where this weekend,and today sucked,this just made getting out of bed worth while

browncity23 0

maybe you should oh I don't know, not call them midgets... even think of that?

asianpowaaa 0

I prefer the term " fun-sized"

LilEinstein 0

how do you get mugged by a midget? he's ******* half your size... you ever heard of the midget toss? it's a perfect opportunity to get your revenge... then again, if you're unable to defend yourself against a midget, you'd probably be the one getting tossed...

Sinkhole 26

Maybe the mugger had a gun. Size doesn't matter when you have a gun pointed at you, your life is in danger.