evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mugged
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Mystery
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insomnitude
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Anonymous
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Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML
Lame
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irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Anonymous
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Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Wallingford, United States
Thanks, officer
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Top comments
Dunmerdude 13
That sounds ho-ho-horrible!
Welshite 40
Santa needs funds for next year's toys.
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Comments (59)
Dunmerdude 13
That sounds ho-ho-horrible!
quickit 24
OP was probably on the naughty list.
krazayman 18
that maybe what santa does to make money to give back to other people
pam241 15
At least he had the Christmas spirit!
tonyfan00 38
*slurred* I'm drunk! You dunt havven an excuse...
Welshite 40
Santa needs funds for next year's toys.
Duckzy 16
Santa has to get money somehow
lnheritance 19
Economy so bad, has to find another way to get toys.
MrSassypants 34
So that's why Santa stole my presents instead of leaving some. He was probably stealing them to give to the less fortunate. What a nice guy. He was even wearing an all black suit. Bold fashion statement.
Guatican 6
Good Guy Santa,
asiakvt 10
His special way of saying Merry Christmas :)
Silk_Routes 14
u must hav enjoyed!
hobojo69 23
Times are tough even for Santa I guess
Wolfparable 22
Clearly you weren't a good enough boy this year
tonyfan00 38
Did he get beaten with a stocking full of coal? :D
CallMeWindSock 24
Joy to the world
aruden 25
Should have hit him in his Santa sack.
BigFun76 12
As long as He checked his list twice I'm ok with this.