insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
macguy
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Chance115
Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
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krushr 3
So would you say you're short on cash now?
perdix 31
Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"
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Comments (168)
ggrls 0
you sound like a girl I'm in love with
snowtigress 5
so you are being heightist? midgets can do anything you tall people do! you are a stupid idiotic person to think it makes it worse because a midget did it! find a brain!
sara_saturday 5
it doesn't make it worse, it makes it more unusual (and more hilarious)
zimandme123 0
woohoo!!! MIDGIT POWRR!!!!
mythicallove101 0
is it wong that i thought of harry potter... muggles xD
kaitisgrait 0
awh man, really? was he one of those tough guy midgets? rofl
51081998 0
rellay dude get a life forget about the midget part ok
ccwolf93 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha. was she blonde and named kelsie? cause that is a real bitch of a midget.
Ilikethenamesam 3
So, height doesn't matter?
WTFmoments75 5
haha wtf moment
mixzies 6
Why is everyone bagging on midgets? Those are some scary as shit people. If they ever wanted to mug you, they could just pop from behind a trash can and shoot you. And they can disguise themselves as children and BAM gun just got pulled at ya while asking the "kid" where his parents are. And if they shoot, your balls will not be happy.MIDGETS ARE THE SHIT.